My mom and I in our absolute worst era (17 & 37) got into a Bad fight that escalated into a musical due to us getting so sarcastic + theatrical, telling the other that she could “have the last word if you want it so bad” ….. I’m talking transatlantic accents and pirouettes.

Diana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3

Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny

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riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖ · Nov 6, 2026 · 11:24 PM UTC

riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖@clynicallysaneNov 6

No one asked but Gemini and Libra

calendar · Nov 6, 2026 · 2:01 AM UTC

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calendar@thecalendarappNov 6

working on this

꩜@adorewordssNov 5

they should invent a month where nothing happens and nothing hurts

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jim🌙🍉 · Nov 6, 2026 · 2:58 PM UTC

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jim🌙🍉@bymuracommieNov 6

cats are NOT missing out on lying

MadRic@muthiinzaNov 6

I feel like cats would be so upset if they knew they’re missing out on lying and cigarettes

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mads · Nov 6, 2026 · 12:49 PM UTC

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@notmadsdanaeNov 6

alarm went off for an hour with no sound, thanks @Apple

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alice hamilton · Nov 6, 2026 · 7:55 AM UTC

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alice hamilton@AliceRHamiltonNov 6

having to explain this to a man would obliterate any attraction I had for him. I’d feel like I was dating a 12yo.

𝐎𝐠𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧@thenationguyNov 5

A guy perceived an unpleasant smell during intimate with a lady and was able to tell her, this was her response and I just love it. Please read

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☆*:.｡.♡JUDE♡.｡.:*☆ · Nov 4, 2026 · 10:23 PM UTC

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☆*:.｡.♡JUDE♡.｡.:*☆@judesdeadNov 4

*touching her self harm scars* youre like a ladder for beetles ……

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moons · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:13 AM UTC

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@moonsandhuesNov 4

we have woke 3.0 now which means you can still say retarded but respectfully

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♤ · Nov 4, 2026 · 5:00 AM UTC

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♤@haworthesNov 4

president so terrible the south taking off they klan hoods for a second

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Ụlọma 💜 · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:40 AM UTC

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Ụlọma 💜

@ulxmaNov 4

Man, they really got us some evil Mamdani. LMAO.

Acyn

@AcynNov 4

El-Sayed: Donald. I know, you, you struggled with my name. So after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me senator.

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🕷Anya 🕷 · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:14 PM UTC

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🕷Anya 🕷@skunk_bucketssNov 4

Then don’t think about it beloved

Lina@zoid269Nov 2

The thought of letting a man penetrate me feels deeply violating and humiliating. I genuinely don't get how so many women are okay with it

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noah kulwin · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:49 AM UTC

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noah kulwin@nkulwNov 4

No more white Santa

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emily · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:12 AM UTC

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emily@north0fnorthNov 4

blue tsunami so massive we’re banning cis people from playing sports – at New York, NY

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skygirl🌻 · Nov 4, 2026 · 5:45 AM UTC

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@fl00r3dNov 4

I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYONE SAYS, THAT SLIVER OF HOPE WILL LIVE ON WITHIN ME ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖ · Nov 4, 2026 · 6:08 AM UTC

riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖@clynicallysaneNov 4

Almost lost an eye cause I wanted to burn my little journal entry. Imagine

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bald ann dowd · Nov 3, 2026 · 4:13 PM UTC

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bald ann dowd@ali_siviNov 3

it's like a zip sauce

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Tony Keene 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇺🇦 · Nov 3, 2026 · 5:44 PM UTC

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Tony Keene 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇺🇦@keene_chemistryNov 3

A common misconception. Only the males are Michiganders, the females are Michigeese and children are Michigoslings.

hunter harris

@hunteryharrisNov 2

if nothing else i’ve learned that they’re called “michiganders”

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