"To be an American is, unquestionably, to be the noblest, grandest, the proudest mammal that ever hoofed the verdure of God's green footstool."-Mencken

Joined July 2024
Rubio wants to be President because it means he'll have 1 job instead of 57
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It’s weird how songwriters are always going through the exact same thing you are
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Something is happening.
🚨 NOW: First Lady Melania Trump OFFICIALLY announces that the humanitarian ceasefire she brokered between Russia and Ukraine has taken effect, and has been EXPANDED across the Kherson Region The greatest First Lady ever 🙏🏻 "THE CEASEFIRE HAS COMMENCED. The ceasefire between Ukraine and Russia took effect at 4:00am Moscow time on October 27, 2026." "Timing was accelerated two days ahead of schedule to protect the safety of civilians and to facilitate the delivery of critical humanitarian aid. The ceasefire’s geographic area has expanded beyond Oleshky, within the Kherson Region, to provide safe passage for the humanitarian convoys." "General Valery Gerasimov, Joint Chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces has confirmed." After personally appealing to Vladimir Putin to save thousands of starving civilians trapped in Oleshky, our First Lady just delivered an expanded ceasefire corridor with Russian military confirmation She is THAT effective. 47 has even said she's better than some of the professionals 😅 The First Couple of PEACE
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The funny thing is Elon would still be donating to Democrats if they weren’t horrible people who promised to weaponize the federal government against him and his businesses. Similar to how Joe Rogan would’ve happily shilled for them in the 2024 election if they hadn’t weaponized the state media against him during covid. The Democrat playbook is clear: -Be cruel and wicked to someone -Play the victim -Act like the person THEY attacked is to blame It’s gaslighting 101, and you’re a moron if you fall for it. They caused this. They know it.
JUST IN: Elon Musk surpasses George Soros as the largest political donor in the US
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One of the greatest cartoons ever. Beautifully animated. Just the right amount of spooky to hook kids and adults. Perfect narration. Exceptional music. 10/10
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So far the Babylon Bee and Daily Wire guys have given us Sey Candace Owens Ashley St Claire Brett Cooper James Lindsay They have the unmitigated audacity to lecture others about morals and discernment? Yeah, No! I'm going to need you guys to kindly STFU and go to the back pew
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Saw this and had a brief panic that something had happened to Steve Kilbey
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Replying to @wtfcetialpha5
🤖 Made with AI
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I've seen a couple of panicky facebook freakouts here, along the lines of "ICE is in town, warn everybody!"...with special concern shown to Mexican restaurants expected to close. So far there's been no impacts like that, and I'm thinking..."Sincerely, what are you all assuming here?"😂 Leftists and their low expectations strike again...
A Latino store on a main street here has been closed. I'm assuming they left on their own while they could.
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we absolutely should in fact genetically engineer bioluminescent plants & trees and then completely eradicate the affront to God that is LED street lights from the face of the Earth
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Growing up in rural redneck Georgia in the 70s, I carried Sam Wilson on my school lunchbox every day. Love the Falcon! Doing Falcon stuff! But Sam is not Captain America. Trying to make that happen was just weird
The only reason people hate Sam Wilson as the new Captain America is that he’s black and nothing else
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Watching The Terminal List season 2...good omen for Collins? Does Hollywood know something?😂
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Exactly. Even Europe's last angst factory shut down when Sartre died
Replying to @DrunkRepub
What have made in the last 80 years? Nutella and gay cars?
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Happy Saint Crispin’s Day, to all who observe
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Dude, she’d return with a migrant army under her spell and make Europe ten times worse.
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OK riddle me this. There's a new Nigerian restaurant that just popped up here on DoorDash, they have exactly TWO menu items... ...and one of them is plain rice. For 25 bucks.
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In re the Ilhan Omar situation: Saying that these bizarre naming conventions and fluid relationships are just charming Somalian cultural quirks that we should welcome to the US...is not the flex they think it is
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