you’re standing on my neck https://xitter.cf/t.co/peI6pRZrXL

he/they myspace age
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your mom leaves for a few days with the fridge stocked and 30 bucks on the counter for pizza and you're all settled in to goof off and stay up late and then your dumbass 9 year old brother drops a dumbbell on his head. I know these kids were livid
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work. Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head. When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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The elephant never forgets
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🚨 ‘Ashita no Joe’ Creator Tetsuya Chiba has Passed Away at the age of 87. He was the first Manga artist to ever receive Japan's Order of Culture.
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sadly i do feel another isolation period coming which is ridiculous because there’s nothing and no one else i could be isolated from but ima figure it out
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this woman has opened three different wrappers while im here bro leave
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IF SHE COUGH AGAIN
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i think this woman is purging which is terrible because i have diarrhea im trying to slowly release
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blake shelton broke people’s spirit
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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i have to tomorrow it’s unavoidable
i have to wash my hair today
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Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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Rest in peace, Eric. Thank you for taking up the mantle and breathing new life into Looney Tunes icons like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, and other countless beloved characters. Your joy and kindness will live on in the hearts of animation fans everywhere.
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your mom portland affff
my mom is literally twinning with this tree rn
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Imagine talking shiitake about me while I’m over here like this 🍄🥰✨
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this was nastyyy like she's so fierce.
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incase anyone missed it, here’s what craig mccracken said about eric bauza today:
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First look at the stop motion tribute to The Nightmare Before Christmas in this year's TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XXXVII. Premieres Sunday, October 25.
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christmas starts sunday which is nice
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Hilary Duff stuns in new pictures for Paper Magazine ⭐
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Chappell Roan omgggg
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the hub network promoted tf out their shows!
hard to comprehend a time where kids cable networks invested in promoting their animated shows with elaborate street ads
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