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You're probably here because I made you horny

Joined January 2023
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“I am a fucking artist! I’m just stuck being a nobody because someone won’t get off her fat fucking ass and lock in!”
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Play Inscryption, replace Leshy with Gaster and P03 with Eram, and my theory becomes clear
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MY MATH TEACHER REPEATS "you don't need a calculator" LIKE TRANSPHOBES SAY 41% SHE JUST SAYS IT OVER AND OVER LIKE IT'LL BE TRUE EVENTUALLY DOES SHE THINK WE'LL KNOW SIN(37) OFF THE TOP OF OUR HEADS HOLY SHIT
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Fortnite has gone from opening chests for the sake of killing each other to killing each other for the sake of opening chests
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Japanese Arctwt seems generally better
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“We’re going to TEXAS in search of religious tolerance?”
🚨 BREAKING: Democrats have officially FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education. Bibles will no longer be forced inside classrooms.
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waking up to the US mid-term results shortly followed by Edgerunners hopecore ending might've flipped a switch in my brain
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now that I've watched all of Edgerunners, should I play Cyberpunk 2077
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GOD I LOVE CAPRICORN SHE'S SO hotfinenticute
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okay but how would Capricorn (any host) have done against Adam Smasher compared to David
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HOPE CORE IS BACK ON THE MENU, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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Summary of Edgerunners Season 2: 🥲
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OH MY GOD IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL THEY LIVE TALIAAAAAA ROMAAAAN KINGSLEEEY OHMYGOOOOOD
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episode 8
they're gonna fucking rip out my heart and crush it in front of me in aren't they I'm not ready
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SO MANY HOT WOMEN ON MY TIMELINE ITS FOR YOU
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I'VE LIKED SO MANY TWEETS I'M GETTING INVESTIGATED FOR BEING A BOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Yes, Twitter, this IS for me. Thank you.
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Should've said "Please" and "Thank you"
JD Vance's final message before the midterm elections: "Give us another chance"
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KANSAS TOO???????????????????????
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