IT recruitment thought leader. 2 degrees from Kevin Bacon on LinkedIn. JavaScript is Java don't @ me
Joined February 2015
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You think you know JavaScript? Ok big shot, take this quiz and let's see.
1. What color are JavaScript's eyes?
2. True or false: JavaScript has a summer home in the Caymans
3. How does JavaScript take their coffee?
4. JavaScript's favorite 90s band is ______
Jr. Tech Recruiter retweeted
If you’re gonna eat a burger, make sure it’s a really righteous one! 😂🍔#TheLawsofFlavortown #NationalBurgerDay
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New JS restrictions due to COVID-19:
- Arrays must have less than 10 items
- No importing node_modules. If you must, run in an iframe
- All CSS borders must be solid
- Avoid TCP handshakes
- Leave 2 empty lines between statements
- Use spaces, not tabs (unrelated to COVID-19)
Jr. Tech Recruiter retweeted
Roses are red
Violets are blue
To my LinkedIn network
I'd like to add you
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Me: so I got these Jira tickets
Him, a non-tech cutie: where/when they playing at? Are they any good?
Jr. Tech Recruiter retweeted
Sometimes I make up amazing job descriptions so that I have someone to go to lunch with the next day
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Boring fact: that scene was filmed in the office where my friend worked and they ripped out what was an open plan office and set it up with the cubicles to film.
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I used to brag to my parents “Yeah, I fixed another really tough bug in Firefox”. Now they respond “How long ago did you introduce that bug?”
Damnit, they’ve figured me out. :(
Jr. Tech Recruiter retweeted
How many years experience with GraphQL should someone have before starting their internship?
7%5-9
9%10-14
85%15+
311 votes • Final results Jr. Tech Recruiter retweeted
1⃣ Buys you food
2⃣ Gives you jobs to do
3⃣ Calls more often than dad
4⃣ Receives angst-y resentment
Face it: your recruiter is your family
