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Joined July 2016
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Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.
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Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin
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What a goal from Tarkowski! 🫡🔵🔵👏👏👏👏👏
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not Lynch's movie, i know, but god, what a sendoff
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Me when the M. Night Shyamalan cameo pops up
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noooo longlegs please don’t order 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters
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The funniest parts of any Steely Dan song are the name drops. Like, nigga. Who the fuck is Hoops McCann
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14-dog conga line breaks Guinness World Record in Germany trib.al/gUfurZq
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people on discogs will straight up spend $1000 on a late 80s private press album that sounds like this
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Melodic 21st Birthday Party Fri 6th August 2021 The Trades Club, Hebden Birdge Live sets from: W. H. Lung The Cool Greenhouse Strawberry Guy Minotaur Shock Bored At My Grandmas House Tickets: tinyurl.com/8mtt3hab After party at The Golden Lion Todmorden, free entry, DJs!
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I̲t̲'̲s̲ ̲h̲e̲r̲e̲… 🌲👁🌲 The most surreal, bizarre and elaborate Lost Village adventure ever. We’ve missed you x ⚡️ RT for a chance to win tickets & boutique accommodation for 4 🎟 A handful of tickets go on sale July 9th, jump on the waiting list: lostvillagefestival.com
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“Hey, what’s in your mouth?” Dogs:
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happy 9th anniversary to this moment, for all those that observe xitter.gq/DedeeJee/status/136352…
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Ever wanted to see the Dolmio Family do the "funny how?" scene from Goodfellas? Well, here you go:
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#lowpoly #pixelart of @_strawberryguy 's 'Taking My Time To Be' EP. 🍓
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m8, u wanna win dis sick Watch Dogs: Legion Gold Edition Xbox prize we got? 👑 RT + Follow @XboxUK to be in with the chance of winnin' a digital code to go down propa nice wiv ya cuppa ☕️ Ends 17th Nov 🎮
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and that concludes the election and our president is- WHAT’S THIS ? IT’S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR
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The chaser after stopping a charity from winning 12k xitter.gq/CFCPys/status/12873874…
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