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“Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.” Howard Thurman

Joined September 2012
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#Elon Dear Sir, I have a business proposition to 10x Optimus adoption. Happy to chat with you at your convenience. Respectfully, Dave A nobody with a very good idea. #ElonMusk #DOGE #TSLA #Optimus #NDA 🤐
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🚗 Do you hate #Elon and #TSLA? Want to stick it to them!? Show your contempt by straight-trading your Nazi Tesla for my 150k miles Mazda 6 circa 2015. For added disdain, you’ll proudly flaunt my salvage title as still better than a garbage Tesla… preferably a Model X, 7-seater. #Tesla #Mazda #SalvageTitle #Trade
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I GPTed this for my fellow grumpy dads today. No offense #Grok2 Sympathizing with the Grinch Once upon a bright morning, not long after Yule, Lived a dad who was cheerful, by all accounts cool. In his late 30s prime, full of laughter and cheer, He adored all the magic that came once a year. The stockings were hung, now slouched and askew, The wrappings were shredded, the tape tubes in view. And this dad, full of glee, with a laugh and a cheer, Admired the wild mess of this Holy time of year. “Oh, the joy! Oh, the fun! Look at all of these toys! A magical Christmas for my girls and my boys!” He chuckled and sipped coffee in his coziest socks Till he stepped on a Lego, Those cruel tiny blocks. The chaos kept growing, the noise reached a roar, With toy drums and trumpets and dolls on the floor. “Daddy! Come play!” cried the voices so sweet, But his patience was thinning, as were the holiday treats. Markers on walls, glue spilled on his chair, How - its a manger scene, did frosting get there? And that dad who’d been jolly, so merry, so kind, Felt a strange sort of grumble creep into his mind. “Why the noise? Why the mess? Why the jingles and clatter? Do they not see my sanity’s starting to shatter?” His face turned a greenish, distinct kind of hue, His heart shrank a size, maybe one, maybe two. With his bathrobe askew and his hair all a-fray, He muttered and mumbled, “I’ll throw it all away!” “I get it now, Grinch! You aren’t so bad— You just needed some quiet, … same here,” sighed the dad. Yet, just as he scowled, from the corner he spied, A small little child, with a smile wide. “Daddy, come here! You’re my favorite of all!” And the boy tugged at his sleeve with a voice soft and small. Then his Grinch heart melted, his scowl took a shift, He sat in the rubble, grandparents gifts. And there, in the madness, his heart slowly grew, For love outweighed chaos, as he already knew. So that dad learned a lesson (with coffee in hand): Even mess has its magic—it’s life’s crazy strand. And though he’ll still grumble when toys hit his toes, He knows that these moments are the joy life bestows.
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#livingkidneydonor #Author #adoption #nissannv #infertility #miscarriage #realestate #nineofus ————————————————————— Kidney Donation Book link ——-> Sovereign and Gentle: A story of God's tapestry of trust being woven into one family's life amazon.com/dp/B09YNC9G6S/ref…
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Hey @elonmusk. Are u paying the whole 44 billion up front or do u have payments. Because thats where they get ya
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A prayer for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as they become President and Vice President today.
Out-Of-Work Waitress Excited To See Congress Spend Time Impeaching Trump Again buff.ly/3qkXnJD
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Based on personal observation, this is “normal” and mainstream Democrat opinion.
BREAKING: @PBS Principal Counsel Michael Beller Incites Political Violence In Radical Left-Wing Agenda “Go to the White House & throw Molotov cocktails...” “Even if Biden wins, we go for all the Republican voters, Homeland Security will take their children away…” #ExposePBS
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I pledge allegiance to the official narrative. And I affirm that our election systems are the only digital systems that are 100% immune from hacking. I further affirm that there was no election fraud of any kind because we are not allowed to check. Amen and awomen
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Remember that one time when the Republican Party fell apart in one day? Good times.
5 kids in. How am I just seeing this?!
If only they had this technology when my children were babies. #Unmute #WaitForIt
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“He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the Lord require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?” Micah 6:8 Treasure the nearness of your great God. Love being kind. Do what is just.
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“You can’t smoke a turkey and keep it moist.” Fake news. Don’t let the media tell you what’s possible. Dream a little. #Merica #Thanksgiving
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