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Professional horn player, spam fighter, Internet guy, and beer drinker. Check out http://t.co/Sh7Wh1OftD for more.

Louisville, KY
Joined June 2009
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Enjoying the #WPEDecode online conference. So much information in the sessions, so much fun in the chat!
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[P] Maybe the real Speaker of the House was the friends we made along the way.
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This is how I would die.
I found one of these at the park today. It's called a supernova! And I tried this trick in this video. It looks fun as hell doesn't it? It was raining and I slipped off and got banged up. Hurt my ankle and knee pretty good. Will try again when I get better and report my progress.
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Netflix could have had an absolutely killer library of shows that built word of mouth and paid returns over a decade+, and instead they have one Stranger Things and two hundred single-season shows you’re never going to watch because you heard they got cancelled on a cliffhanger.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Netflix have done irreparable damage to their brand by constantly cancelling things, they have effectively trained their own audience never to get invested in any of their shows. It's short term cost-cutting, long-term harm.
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Warning: Advanced phishing attack. Got a pop up on both my iPhone & Apple Watch about password reset. I didn’t take action. Then received call from 1-800-MY-APPLE. Here’s what ensued:
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I wonder if this was part of the @BDayBoysMitch Quincy tour for @nickwiger ?
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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Jonathan, I’m dying. Please stop beatboxing🫠
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Came out to I-71 to see why my phone made all that commotion…
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Ugh. Not a good look for a security-focused company.
Replying to @troyhunt
@troyhunt You’d think reporting a security vulnerability to @LastPass would be straightforward. Spoiler: their support staff are useless. furry.engineer/@soatok/10956…
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Best part of I’m Too Sexy is your journey when he goes “I’m a model” and you’re like “Got it” but then he says “You know what I mean?” and you’re like “I thought I did but now I’m not sure” but then he goes “I do my little turn on the catwalk” and you’re like “Okay I did get it.”
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Frequent aerobic exercise (1-5 days/week) may reduce the risk of colds and other respiratory infections by nearly 50%. Upper respiratory symptoms were also 32-41% less severe among those who engaged in frequent exercise than those who rarely exercised.
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Wow.
The Trump NFT seems to have sold out at 45,000 items. At $99 each that means he's made $4.5 million. The secondary sales prices is currently $200. He gets 10% of all secondary sales. Which has netted him $174k so far.
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It's that time of year where I post this one
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incredible
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never paid for winzip so good luck twitter blue
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Generally: Artists don’t dislike AI art because it’s “not real art” etc. Artists dislike AI art because the programs are “trained” unethically using databases of art belonging to artists who have not given their consent. This is not about gatekeeping. This is about theft.
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FLASH: Family of officer Brian Sicknick refuses to shake hands with Sen McConnell and Rep McCarthy at Congressional gold medal ceremony. Brian’s brother Ken Sicknick tells me why ====>
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howling laughing at this one
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