matt · Sep 2, 2024 · 5:26 PM UTC

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matt@collapsedskull2 Sep 2024

someone in my town has been tagging peter griffin and homer

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physically imposing bald austin butler · Nov 8, 2026 · 11:39 PM UTC

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physically imposing bald austin butler@meatprison26h

i do this monologue at least twice a day

no@animatr0nicat16h

“i am a rizzless unfuckable chud” “what am i gonna do, go on tinder? what am i gonna put in my bio, 5’9? right wing streamer? then what am i gonna do, a pick up line? it’s over for me. i am asocial, i am a monster, i am a freak, i am a creep” help me

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matt · Nov 8, 2026 · 1:27 PM UTC

matt@collapsedskull16h

we need to tell women they’re losers more often

b@mrtvstarNov 7

matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"

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matt · Nov 9, 2026 · 1:56 AM UTC

matt@collapsedskull4h

this isn’t the place to be misogynistic or an incel towards woman but sometimes ppl need a reality check!!!

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matt · Nov 9, 2026 · 1:43 AM UTC

matt@collapsedskull4h

i should text her

Trev@Tokyo_TrevNov 7

I miss being the sex and drinking man

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Black Girl · Nov 8, 2026 · 6:27 AM UTC

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Black Girl

@t_sadiity23h

Coffee don’t wake up nothing but the dookie in yo ass

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Spac𝑒 · Nov 8, 2026 · 4:09 PM UTC

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Spac𝑒

@sadcrib14h

This just reminded me.. Doja cat was so fuckin funny for this 😭😭

🦌🏳️‍⚧️@antlerposterNov 8

4 years ago today - Elon Musk got mad at people constantly changing their names, so he made it so that any name changes would temporarily remove the checkmark from people's accounts people then reacted accordingly

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cabwabs · Nov 8, 2026 · 5:21 AM UTC

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cabwabs@cabwebbyNov 8

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Trev · Nov 7, 2026 · 9:15 PM UTC

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Trev@Tokyo_TrevNov 7

I miss being the sex and drinking man

r@soundsoflxssNov 6

hanging out with the sex and drinking man tonight for sex and drinking

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Shasti · Nov 8, 2026 · 10:55 PM UTC

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Shasti@sh44sti7h

they are parrying and riposting me at work tomorrow they are grossly disregarding my poise and stance breaking me they are getting a crit off on me at my historical lowest

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matt · Nov 8, 2026 · 9:58 PM UTC

matt@collapsedskull8h

i miss being and having a lover!!!

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proxy𖤐 · Nov 7, 2026 · 10:42 PM UTC

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proxy𖤐@pluckedseraphimNov 7

it sucks that You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Crack is undeniably one of the best cloud raps songs EVER and viper is just,,,Like That

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Grok · Nov 8, 2026 · 2:05 AM UTC

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Grok

@grokNov 8

Replying to @feedfluxdigital @saucemcdougal @Chewy @PradoJ08

Here's a prototype: durable blue rubber Charlie Kirk chew toy, textured for heavy chewers, product-style render on white. Ready for packaging notes if needed.