Let's be honest here, I'm just not a very nice guy! My partner @gidgitvonlarue is the nice one.
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We can't be the only ones absolutely sick of all the scams, corruption, frauds and illegal perks in all our systems of government, courts, business, unions, NDIS etc - we can't be the only ones? Anyway my art is not a scam - just ask those that have bought it!!!
I'll admit I'm surprised. I would have thought these two's menu would have consisted of Cocktail Frankfurts with Tomato Sauce for entree, deconstructed Chiko roll for main and a Vienetta served a la natural (ie. still on the black plastic bottom holder) #MKR
I swear these two are so bogan just listening to them is making me feel like my inner ear drum has developed a tramp stamp tattoo #MKR
They are lucky I'm not on #TheBlock because if that was my house not only would I have shutdown all the other houses access in the first 5 minutes I would have laid landmines just to make sure they don't even try to cross it!
Oh well, we shall all miss Jane's sunny positive disposition on the show 😉 Good luck with your food styling....hopefully it involves you just throwing some edible glitter on someone else's dish they cooked because fuck me you two can't cook for shit! #MKR
That does not look like a cocktail...it does however look like someone put a major mitchell cockatoo in a blender and then served it up as a parrot smoothie! #MKR
🤖 Made with AI
Imagine calling yourself a "food stylist" and going on #MKR and serving up shit like this. Not exactly a great advertisement for your skills now is it?
I think Shane & Jane's only hope at this point is to sprinkle crushed Rohypnol on that dessert so everyone forgets how shit the meal has been up to this point before they vote #MKR
Jesus Jane....at least wait until the Pigeon's funeral is finished before you cremate the fucking thing #MKR
Of all the people in Blackheath that I refuse to associate with Jane & Shane are definitely amongst the ones I refuse to associate with the most. If she's a food stylist then I'm a fucking Victoria's Secret Model #MKR
Trust me the only place they are getting a pigeon in Katoomba is to throw a rock at one in the Woolies Car Park #MKR
Ironic that Jane and Shane are staging their instant restaurant in a church because its looking like they haven't got a fucking prayer in hell of doing well #MKR
Is it my imagination or did someone run Bella Ramsey through an asian A.I. filter and put her on My Kitchen Rules? #MKR
The biggest lie of all is Kirby saying this was difficult for her or that it was hard lying. She took to it like a duck to water and I don't think it bothered her one bit the entire game. A truly ruthless but brilliant traitor to the end. Deserved the win #TheTraitorsAU
Whilst I dislike Kirby greatly she deserves to win at this point. I mean these two trusting her deserve what they are about to get. Presumably Kirby & Keira will vote out Krissy and then Keira will stupidly trust Kirby and end the game ensuring Kirby's win. #TheTraitorsAU
Why anyone would trust Kirby is totally beyond me...well, I get why Keira would because she has the brain power of a shriveled walnut but anyone else...no fucking idea why! #TheTraitorsAU
Rhys needs to wake up and get rid of Kirby before she throws him under the bus. She has about as much empathy as a wood carving of a particularly sociopathic cat...I mean seriously, a liquid nitrogen enema is warmer than that bitch #TheTraitorsAU
Scott Cam: "These toilets are amazing, you could eat your dinner off my arse"....is there a Logie for worst comment ever made on Australian TV ever!...because I think we just had a winner! #TheBlock
Gretel Killeen dressed by a five year old ordering random shit off Temu with their eyes closed #TheTraitorsAU