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🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁

@colonelstarling

the colonel’s little brother ♂+♂//24//boy//lads au stuff//proship: minors+antis dni//shotacon//i really like birds//nolite te bastardes carborundorum

 colonel xia’s quarters
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Joined March 2026
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hi hi welcome ! i’m spade and i’m bad at intros, but i hope we can be friends ! i draw and write for a lads au i made called the chip!au, short for “the-chip-that-makes-him-worse” (working title). it’s pretty much all i do. here’s a thread with all my art + writings + strawpage
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ture self ???
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his ture self,,,
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🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁@colonelstarling14h
i’ve got uhh horny animation angst animation cute animation pick one for me to start with
horny !angst !cute !
37%horny !
41%angst !
22%cute !
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Delirium@d3liir1um8h
Fucking that’s less about fucking and more about beating the hell out of each other until one of us is too worn out to fight back, giving the other the opportunity to take advantage.
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May 🧃🐉🐾@mapplecrowNov 6
— 🔞Teaching Android Caleb how to masturbate, only for him to become addicted to your touch. The first time he almost looks like a puppy, eyes wide and almost uncertain as you stroke his cock, his hips bucking up weakly into your hand. + #恋与深空 #夏以昼 #Caleb #Lads
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Caleb’s OOTD breakdown! #Caleb #calebloveanddeepspace #LoveandDeepspace #lads #ladssr
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sekai ໒꒱@swrsvlvt11h
Shota getting raped by his older brother
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mocha | the grandma the baby@offshoregyuNov 6
The tights ACTUALLY look like tights on dark skin without having that weird glow effect! Could this mean they’re actually starting to test stuff out on other skin tones?
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if i had the zaynemc fit i could make spade 9s, old meme
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Arzen 🦋@calebpulse11h
"You killed my caleb..."
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god .
𝐟𝐲𝐧. (@chaenfy) profile picture𝐟𝐲𝐧.@chaenfyNov 6
HE LOOK SO GOOD USING MULLET IN NEW OUTFIT
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Whatever you say 🍎🍏 #Caleb #CalebLoveandDeepspace #LoveandDeepspace
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@TicklishAuggieNov 7
Doing this to you
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He's a problem. I can't stop looking at his neck whenever he extends it and we can see the thick collar/choker around it. I just really like tighter jewelry, high collar coats and turtlenecks on him.
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(closed)📌@wearysparrowsJun 1
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The "Caleb the Stampede" brainworms are still going on strong. Just look...
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@LythcanNov 7
Just letting people know if you see this in the description of a tweet it means it’s AI generated art. No velAI is an “anime style” image generator. No hate if you thought it was real but these tweets have lots of retweets from people who probably have no idea they’re AI.
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めい
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Dear commander
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i fiddle with the master doc a bit everyday, but i have 5 arcs planned total to the c!au and that is the final number. i started playing lads at a tumultuous time in my life and while the experience has had its ups and downs, it’s been a comfort in my grief. ultimately, that’s-
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happy ending. the happy ending is in the “good” end, but spade won’t find true closure that way. he’ll live a life of uncertainty never sure when the other shoe will drop. i’ve only recently covered 3/5 publicly cause the last two are still really rough
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,,admittedly the ONLY happy ending is the good end because i prefer stories that don’t end happily.
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caleb love and deepspace xia is a christ figure because hes a being of unconditional love who died and came back to life /j
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