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Graeme Hawley / Colon:Press. Sibelius, DISCO, libraries, contemporary dance, Alvin Toffler. Spiritual state expressed in last pamphlet “Sfaari”.

Scotland
Joined April 2012
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Dear @TheMontyDon @GWandShows, whilst appreciating your right to move on, would you consider coming back once a year for a one-off episode to update on Longmeadow, because frankly I told my mum this is what was going to happen to help her cope. Thanks #GardenersWorld #montydon
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The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇
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The holy grail of all Venn diagrams
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Leftover soup needs to go into a round container because soup is round. i won't be explaining
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I have been seen
We all know someone like this…
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Replying to @WITNESS813
youtu.be/aYFRfqi44go?si=gg6q… This is from the original video poster known as Dave Joseph aka ARCANAZ 👀🥴
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This is a keeper…🤣😆
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The best video you'll see all day
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These spheres aren’t just bouncing randomly. Each one is locked to a precise frequency of the Japanese Hirajoshi scale (C, D, Eb, G, Ab) Their periods create living polyrhythms: chaos slowly collapses into perfect alignment. xitter.gq/mathemetica/status/204…
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What a lovely lovely match. Great vibe between the teams, great goals, great defending. A superb advert for the game #WorldCup #EngFra #FraEng
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Wordle today. It’s PSHAW. That’s the word. PSHAW. Don’t give it any time. And don’t give me grief for spoilers. There’s nothing to spoil. It’s the worst one yet. They spoiled it, not me. Them. The answer is PSHAW #wordle
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It just goes to show, it’s not ova ‘til it’s ova #wimbledon @BBCSport @Wimbledon
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It feels like it would be easier to tag it with a return address, put it in the sea, and hope that ocean currents and good international relationships brought it back nice and yellow.
我开始以为地毯是绿色长毛的那个,直到他把那一层刮走了😂
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Never gets old, so so good
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Robert Smith before Treasure tonight: “I fucking hate daylight - I know that we need it - but there’s a time and a place and this isn’t it” ❤️
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By default I saw them recording this. Never seen them before. Was completely blown away. Incredible band. 🏆💥🎸
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One of the most incredible frames of snooker I've seen
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The egg I’m poaching:
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this made me feel insane
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