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1️⃣⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Skittles🏇🤠
2️⃣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Starburst🏇👩
3️⃣⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀Warheads🏇😈
4️⃣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Twizzler🏇😺
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6️⃣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Nerds🏇🤖
7️⃣Scratched🤡
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16%Warheads
14%Twizzlers
49 votes • Final results
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I also like the Woody Allen version: “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
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for those who served Iraq we salute you!
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5th of November Shall Never Be Forgot
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doc said texting will give me <3 attack
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i hope i'm not reincarnated as a human
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FREE CONDOMS FOR DEADBEAT DADS
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