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--Ohio Dude, Part Time Idiot, "Stand-Up" Guy, Couch Enthusiast, Sometimes I'm Still Funny, Parlay Degen, Sports Are my Reality TV--

Joined May 2013
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I know I miscalculate a LOT but I truly thought LeBron would have a better game in Cleveland.
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Haha..
I had a dream that George Carlin was telling everyone not to wear Wrangler jeans because they had chemicals in them that would leach into our skin.
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Nicki Minaj is the Drake of betting on politicians.
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This dude who's hat is causing a reverse mullet just housed a box of fried chicken and is now passed out snoring in the dealership waiting room. --We live different lives--
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Lets go!!
MLB Network's Intentional Talk will not be discontinued after all, per @AndrewMarchand Just over two weeks after the show's hosts announced it would be ending, Rob Manfred and other executives have reversed the decision
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You want me to put my Christmas tree up?! Please. I'm still recovering from finding out Kurt Cobain once dressed up like Barney.
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Runnin errands blastin Hootie Pandora today in case you thought I wasnt sexy enough.
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Thai Potsticker soup today homies. Instagram is leading the league in recipes.
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Alright ChatGPT, what should I eat.
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How bout you pick the the one week where the clocks go back to NOT have a 9:30AM...Game. #NFL
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Enjoy your breakfast candy today.
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Friendly Reminder:
I don’t know who needs to hear this BUT please don’t do Black Face tonight. Enjoy.
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Wait. Who's in charge of the masks in "Heist Movies?!" Feel like today is their day.
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Great news guys. That little extra pocket in my pants is now used for immodium.
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Halloween is the SuperBowl of Creativity.
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No matter what happens in this world. Somewhere. Someplace. There will always be an over-confident old man suggesting an event that will never be successful.
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Ironic considering they just watched someone fall off a stage.
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