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So in 2020, a pandemic swept across the world that was planned by Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates and was simultaneously both killing billions of people and "just the flu." BLM was having violent protests and burning down entire cities because a cop was wrongly accused of killing a black man who just coincidentally died of a fentanyl overdose while the cop was kneeling on his neck. Democrats who supported the protests but condemned the violence were actually responsible for the violence because they said the word "fight." Joe Biden, who was too inept to win the 2020 election, was also plotting to successfully steal the election while Donald Trump was President by betting Republican-led states to use their emergency laws so that people could vote without dying of the aforementioned fake-but-real Fauci-led pandemic. He did this all from his basement. Meanwhile, Donald Trump was bravely leading the charge for Operation Warp Speed, which sped up the approval process for the vaccine, which Fauci and his evil minions had designed to kill people, using the fake-but-real "plannedemic" as an excuse to inject people with the magnetic, 5G, mind-control virus. Then, after the election, the Democrats cheated by counting votes where they were behind and also by counting votes where they were ahead, even though it wasn't even election day anymore, just because the ballots were cast on or before election day. After losing over 70 court cases, the Democrats illegally tried to seize power by sending the legal Electoral College results, just because the courts said they could, thus having a total disregard for the rule of law. Then Donald Trump had a rally to "Stop the Steal" where he told people to "fight like hell" dozens of times, but did say the word "peacefully" once, which totally proves he didn't want anything violent to happen. Then, 2,000 peaceful protesters descended upon the Capitol building to "stop the steal," where they were totally innocent and peacefully protesting while Antifa and the FBI actually caused all the violence that didn't happen. They were causing the violence because they wanted to make Donald Trump look bad. Also, the violence that happened at the totally peaceful protest was Nancy Pelosi's fault because she blocked Donald Trump from summoning 10,000 DC National Guardsmen to protect the Capitol Building, even though there are only 2,000 DC National Guardsmen, the Speaker of the House has no authority over the National Guard, and the President of the United States is the Commander in Chief. Then, when Joe Biden successfully stole the election, Donald Trump packed away thousands of national security documents and spirited them away to Mar-a-Lago, where they were safely held in a public bathroom. Joe Biden sent out a bunch of stimulus checks with Donald Trump's signature on them, which caused the worldwide inflation two years later, right after Russia invaded Ukraine becuase Joe Biden was warning NATO that Russia was going to invade Ukraine, so Russia had to invade Ukraine to defend itself from NATO. And all the jobs that were going to come back anyway had nothing to do with Joe Biden, even though the inflation that caused everyone going back to work was 100% Joe Biden's fault. And Joe Biden's DOJ weaponized the Justice Department by prosecuting people who committed crimes while Donald Trump is doing things the right way and prosecuting people who tried to assassinate Trump by posting an Instagram picture of seashells. Now, we're at war with Iran because they were two weeks away from being able to hit America with nuclear weapons using their obliterated nuclear capabilities. And all of this is Barack Obama's fault becuase the treaty that he arranged was bad. And the real tragedy in America right now is that Democrats are a bunch of libtard, fascist, communist, Marxist, Socialists who are logically inconsistent. Do I have this right?