I’m soooo tired of *popular trope 1B* why can’t we have more of *super popular trope 5A*?? Guys I’m really tapping into an untapped pot here, such a hot take I burned myself! Who’s with me?

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🍀 · Nov 2, 2026 · 2:52 PM UTC

🍀@commissionerbatNov 2

“Why do tops have to be nonchalant what if I want a puppy top” IT ALREADY EXISTS IN ABUNDANCE. THE NEXT CYCLE OF TROPES WILL PRODUCE TWEETS ASKING FOR A NONCHALANT TOP AGAIN

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Steph 💫 comms open · Oct 31, 2026 · 7:35 PM UTC

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Steph 💫 comms open@starr_steph23Oct 31

Brutalia Halloween Morticia and Gomez (in a way)

Image from Steph 💫 comms open (@starr_steph23)

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SAKI`✧･ﾟ:* · Oct 30, 2026 · 11:45 PM UTC

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SAKI`✧･ﾟ:*@B4TMANSBFFOct 30

i really dont appreciate how a lot of people seemed to have learned the terms "emotional grooming" and "emotional incest" recently and think it applies to every single mentor&mentee dynamic that is even slightly unhealthy

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🍀 · Oct 30, 2026 · 2:17 PM UTC

🍀@commissionerbatOct 30

Everyone signing up for random wacky websites in light of the great ao3 blackout of 2026 but I’m going back to the basics

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🍀 · Oct 29, 2026 · 3:26 PM UTC

🍀@commissionerbatOct 29

Dkos played in our faces for real

SANTCO@Mnepizd_2Oct 28

My vent art

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ren · Oct 28, 2026 · 12:58 PM UTC

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ren@kassandrrareOct 28

commissionerbat.... fuck my commissionerbat life...

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🍀 · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:13 AM UTC

🍀@commissionerbatOct 27

They just handing it to anybody now

Pop Crave

@PopCraveOct 27

Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.

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🍀 · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:04 AM UTC

🍀@commissionerbatOct 26

CEOs of privacy violations and obsessive file keeping

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@AyoShinobiOct 25

"omg you remembered!" ofcourse i did. I have a file on you

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kovan / kel 🏳️‍⚧️ · Oct 23, 2026 · 9:49 AM UTC

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kovan / kel 🏳️‍⚧️@KovanartzOct 23

Being in a fandom where drama is frequent but you aren't 15 anymore so you don't care

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🗡 · Oct 15, 2026 · 5:16 PM UTC

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🗡@taliasghulOct 15

🍀@commissionerbatOct 15

If ur ship isn’t canon in teen titans go is it even worth shipping

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🍀 · Oct 15, 2026 · 1:08 PM UTC

🍀@commissionerbatOct 15

My fav German expression is “bist du von allen guten Geistern verlassen” it hits so hard in a way a literal English translation does not

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🍀 · Oct 15, 2026 · 7:46 AM UTC

🍀@commissionerbatOct 15

If ur ship isn’t canon in teen titans go is it even worth shipping

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🍀 · Oct 14, 2026 · 10:59 AM UTC

🍀@commissionerbatOct 14

l think l'd rather be the one dragged for 3300 feet behind Arthur's horse for that one horseman challenge than engage with the RDR fandom. they're all insane. If it’s not incest shippers it’s homophobic misogynistic racist dudebros THESE PARTNERS STINK LIKE POO

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