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#YouAreOfficiallyOldIf you are injured by sleeping.
ynoT Tony? retweeted
So excited to share this all new episode of Portcast with guest/visitor #MatteoLane He is so funny, he shares a story he's never told before & sets Ron straight on a thing or two. Watch on Apple Podcasts, Listen everywhere. Link in reply and our profile. YouTube at 10am!
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So not the “flying car” that Jacob from @TheBonfireSXM claimed & really a “leapfrogging toy” like @bigjayoakerson & @robertkelly pointed out.
#TeslaRoadster
If he’s never done it to you while singing - the Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me over and over until you both explode, then why are you even with him????
Hey @bigjayoakerson let’s help out the @Eagles like @markwahlberg in Invincible!
@robertkelly can tell the tale on @TheBonfireSXM
Jacob from @TheBonfireSXM will have PLENTY of uses for his $1,000,000 new ‘Leap Frog’ #tesla - don’t let @bigjayoakerson or @robertkelly talk you out of spending your hardly earned money.
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Don’t worry.
When you die, your grandchildren will make one of those quirky videos where young you sits next to old you.
Apparently, this is what Jeff made @stanman42069 do every night before Chris threw her down the stairs. 😿
@BenningtonShow
@GailAaann
Economy 101
If everyone became billionaires- then we’d all be equal
No class structure
Gold would be valued the same as dirt.
ynoT Tony? retweeted
♥️
Comedian Ron Bennington Reveals Stage 4 Colon Cancer Diagnosis, Admits He’s ‘OK with Everything That Happens’ people.com/comedian-ron-benn…
Two talented Mass boys
@robertkelly & @RealMattDamon born on the SAME day in 1970 less than 5 miles apart.
How cute
A 24 year old taking her bra off under her shirt
To tease us with breasts that look
THE SAME
under the shirt with or without a bra
Oh wow
They now hang 1/8 of an inch lower??
Zzzz 😴
We used to call people who were straight but would consider being gay in certain specific instances
Bi-Curious.
Now that person is a HOBO
Heterosexual . . .
Or
Best
Offer
ynoT Tony? retweeted
The Michael Che episode of Portcast with special guest Cue Card Wally is available to listen now, wherever you get your Portcasts.
The video drops at 10am on YouTube.
Go to portcastshow.com for all links.
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