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Joined July 2018
MY C0MMISSI0NS ARE OPENNNN >:]]
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
Look at my angel dawg im going to hell #Supernatural #Castiel
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
remember when google search was uncannily good and could find exactly what you were looking for even from a really vague prompt? i'm reminded of those times, as i have been looking for a particular meme for like 30 mins now and it hasn't even gotten close
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
state funded detransition centers before state funded healthcare
🚨Today, Texas Children’s Hospital has officially launched their Detransition Clinic 🚨 Under the settlement, TCH must provide multidisciplinary detransition-related care FREE OF CHARGE for five years, including endocrinology, surgery, primary care, fertility counseling, mental health services, social work, and speech pathology. I extend my heartfelt gratitude once again to Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and my attorneys at the Burke Law Group for their extraordinary dedication, sacrifice, and tireless efforts throughout this fight. Their commitment helped turn a painful and difficult chapter into an opportunity for meaningful change. @KenPaxtonTX @BurkeLawTweets I think of all the detransitioners who have suffered in silence, been dismissed, and fought desperately to have their voices heard. This win is for them. I hope TCH’s admirable effort to fund and launch Americas first detransition clinic becomes a turning point for the entire country. That this clinic is not the exception, but the first of many. Today’s a good day. ❤️ Link⬇️
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
Me: bro isn't it so romantic and intimate?? just you and me here. Completely alone The evil entity possesing my body to do malicious evil things: What the hell sure
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
Why create a username and password if you're just gonna email me a code before every login
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
Found a old ad for the Baroness Hotel (Jk I made it) #deadlock
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scary nurse 🩸
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adhd is stupid bc wdym i want to do all of my hobbies so badly but instead of doing them i sit and think about how much id love to do them instead
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cursed cards
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Triple Pasta
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
“Once you run out of space in your Gmail, you’ll stop getting emails.” OKAY, THEN MAKE IT EASIER TO DELETE A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF EMAILS, AND WHEN I CLICK “UNSUBSCRIBE” OR “REPORT SPAM/JUNK,” THEN MEAN IT
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
my special baby
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please slay her #Slaytheprincess
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you’re my friend and to some extent my wife
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
butchers circus screen makes me oddly emotional why do i feel this way
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
“Well Generative AI is here now so we might as well-..” WE HAD LIVES BEFORE GENERATIVE AI. COOL THINGS WERE MADE WITHOUT GENERATIVE AI FOR DECADES
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
Art I got called satanic for:
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
+ "you know what i'd really like?" - "tell me" + "a website" - "...we can do a website" + "a real website, not some claude generated neon slop, a real website" - "i'll make you a very good traditional handmade website, one that is built with dozens of snippets from stackoverflow"
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