Ali

We had biryani for lunch at the office. When the raita came, I put a lot of it on my plate and started mixing it with my biryani. Everyone started looking at me weirdly. I didn’t know why until I tasted it and realised it wasn’t raita, it was kheer. 😭 FML

Agree or disagree, but until an egg is in omelette form, every other form of it is just a waste.

Coming home and looking in the mirror, only to realise I’ve been walking around with such a grumpy face all day.

All my love to Allama Iqbal for dreaming of Pakistan, because without Pakistan there’d be no Iqbal Day, and without Iqbal Day, I wouldn’t be enjoying this beautiful Monday off and long weekend. 🫰

Aik baar shaadi hojaaye tou Abu bakar ko bhi peeche chor dunga.

Mujhse pehli si communication energy, mere mehboob na maang.

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If I am not replying or talking to you, please understand I am not busy. I am watching Naadaaniyaan.

Give me one reason to stay active on this app.

Heyy

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APNE PAPA KI TEESRI SHAADI DEKHNE KE BAAD APNI KHUD KI SHAADI KI BAAT KHUL KE KYUN NAHI KAR PA RAHA HAI AAMIR KHAAN KA BETA CHUNAID KHAAN ??

Told my mom I take so long to shower because shampooing my hair takes time and she goes, “Kyun tum baalon ko shampoo mein marinate krte ho kia?” 😭

with the way my mental state is rn, i’d probably end up beating myself up in a rage room too.

My family thinks my little sister finishes her entire lunchbox but they don’t know I eat it in the morning and give her money to buy lunch from the canteen.

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Unprovoked

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Unpopular opinion but kids who grow up in families with problems from the start often end up being the most emotionally strong and mature.