@conajam

expert witness. 500k across socials here: https://xitter.cf/t.co/NaPFtP6WAX

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined September 2011
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interviewer: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says “vengeance” me: interviewer: me: you don’t remember me do you?
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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accurate Red Rising cast #redrising #darrow #hashtag
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Conajam@conajamOct 20
going on vacation with ppl you met on Craigslist
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going on vacation with ppl you met on Craigslist
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conajam.substack.com/p/ikea-…
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I’m in total disbelief my Commanders had such poor clock management in today’s overtime game against the Giants. All we had to do was kick the field goal and we would have won the game!🤦🏾‍♂️
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Conajam@conajamOct 5
entering your AirBnB in Italy
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entering your AirBnB in Italy
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“Babe, don’t wait up. Crushin Heinecubes with the fellas”
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Conajam retweeted
Conajam@conajamSep 22
“Hey Ya” by OutKast, recited by Matthew McConaughey
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working with Scandinavians
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AI slowdown solved!
Conajam@conajamSep 18
Scandinavian addresses the AI slowdown
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what is the best side of a dice? there’s only one answer
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The answer is 5 and all of you are cowards
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“Hey Ya” by OutKast, recited by Matthew McConaughey
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Scandinavian addresses the AI slowdown
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Grant why do you love Tyler Owens?
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Conajam retweeted
Conajam@conajamSep 8
using appliances in ~the future~
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using appliances in ~the future~
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fun facts to impress your peers, work crush or HR department
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Notre Dame Hype “For Lou” ☘️ ❤️ ☘️ GO IRISH!
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