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Hasn’t been thought through. The warning. And the wretched Bill.

I did try and find out what this was all about but found Ross somewhat unclear about what was involved….

I have a feeling they may fall out. Regional rivals and all that…..

I hear that a small group of activists are working to put a stop to this….

Dear Readers, we now go to Ben Gurion airport where one passenger recently disembarked seems to be having an issue with passport control…..

I’m wading in on the English ethnicity debate. Probably shouldn’t but hey ho….

I spoke to a Welsh minister about the restrictions both as regards speech - as well as speed. I’m not sure what he said at the end but he hurried off somewhat sharpish.

The emasculation of our SAS even extends to their catering squad - which I did consider joining once….. I didn’t get the gig btw. But like to think I helped out…

This might be sacrilegious. You decide.

It’s a quandary. So, whilst waiting here in the City, near St Paul’s, I gave the BBC’s proposal re TV/Internet access some thought…

Bravery on Botley Bridge By OCP Macaulay Then out spake brave Horatius, By Botley’s bridge so new “To every man upon this earth I ask - what would you do? For how can man die better Than demolishing this sore That leads from dreaming Oxford Spires To join the A-Three-Four!” With this he hacked upon its struts Herminius to his right With Spurius upon his left They hacked with all their might! At last the bridge began to fall… The crowd began to cheer! “My duty’s done!” Horatius cried “To the Turf Inn for some beer!”

Not very Christian. Although, now I think about it……

Well, I went to Lewes to check this out. I didn’t get very far…..

Over her, in Blighty - where we use beacons to warn of Armadas, French invasions (or to send an urgent plea for assistance directly to the kingdom of Rohan, obvs) the term isn’t quite so worthy of a grin…..

As you can imagine, we sent our top man to review the High Court decision. Keep going @salltweets - reality will out. Even if it takes a while.

Well, you couldn’t expect me to leave that alone could you? La Tour Eiffel or Le Tour? Sects matter I suppose.

I did try and ask Zack if he knew about Motion’s extracurricular activities and property investments but didn’t get very far…. As nor did he.

Cobra? Keep up, the PM’s changed the name and has an idea that could save us all - even bigger than the one about saving some money on your Netflix renewal….. Read on!