Joined March 2024
I'm happy to share my new poem in the October/November issue of @TheLondonMag exploring the story of Eden. Kindly read & engage. Thank you.
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And this is why i love him.
๐Ÿšจ Kylian Mbappรฉ: โ€œI know I MAKE PEOPLE TALK. I know that I canโ€™t make everyone love me. I WILL NOT CHANGE. I WILL BE MYSELF.โ€
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Oga shut up. Just shut up your mouth. A 30yo Rodri is jealous of a 19yo teammate in club and country? Boy are you slow?
Rodri was more happy seeing Harry Kane wins the ballon dโ€™Or This dude came to sabotage us on and off field His signing has not proven anything since !!!
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Ode
Jude Bellingham, you have a fan in me for life. Your World Cup performances significantly boosted Harry Kaneโ€™s Ballon dโ€™Or chances. Your support on and off the pitch, I will never forget I promise. May you also get your Ballon dโ€™Or one day. My favorite midfielder. โค๏ธ
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Lol. Na wa.
Le BO de Harry Kane cest bien la preuve que les blancs peuvent faire le minimum et quโ€™ils seront toujours plus reconnus que les autres
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How is it ego?
HERE: Kylian Mbappe can be seen asking one of his entourage to start filming ahead of the anouncement of the winner of the ballon d'or this man continues to take L's and deservedly so for how Egotestical he is ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I was standing alone on the hill ready to die there. This bastard was selling everybody. Sold fort, loaned araujo. U never see anything, i sincerely hope one of cubarsi or Balde injures. So he can be exposed for the headstrong piece of garbage that he is.
๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ| Hansi Flick: โ€œWeโ€™re RUNNING OUT of defenders. Iโ€™m glad to have Frenkie and the others back, but managing the situation isnโ€™t easy.โ€ #fcblive
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Monsieur Meursault retweeted
Aha!!!! Against Bayern Munich, lewandowski got cold feet, he forgot how to score ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ we created chances after chance but our forwards let us down they dragged Xavi for losing to Bayern that we outplayed now they want to blame players for missing chances na lie we go blame coach
Inter robbed us in broad daylight in that group stage game, injury did shit to us that we had to call pique out of retirement. Pique gifted inter a goal and nobody cared. They all said "xavi took us to Europa".
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Monsieur Meursault retweeted
This will be my final tweet until Hansi Flick leaves this football club. I have had enough. I promise you on everything that I own that we will NEVER win the UCL as long as this club employs him. Goodbye.
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Monsieur Meursault retweeted
I canโ€™t even abuse Rodri. This guy just had a generational performance at the World Cup. We have the best quality midfield depth in the world and weโ€™re still complaining about our midfield. This is never a player problem but a coach problem.
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Monsieur Meursault retweeted
I love the fact that many of you Flick sexuals are now getting some sense. You're finally realising that this man can set us up to beat Racing Santander 7-2 and other weak La Liga teams 5-0, but when it comes to big matches, he struggles to deliver. He's too stubborn and set in his ways. He lacks in-game management and tactical flexibility against big teams, and his substitutions are poor. We've only beaten Bayern Munich as the only big club in the Champions League under him. There's no way we're ever winning the Champions League under Flick. He's done well since taking over from Xavi, but he's not the man to finish the job or take us to the promised land. Just like Xavi, he's another important step in our quest to get out of the banter era. But someone else with balls and tactical flexibility will take us to where we want to be.
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Monsieur Meursault retweeted
said no to romero and bastoni wanted cancelo back trusts gerard martin doesnt develop any la masia prospects doesnt have the balls to sub lamine off always bad with the subs non existent midfield no defensive structure no improvement in 2 years enough is enough #FlickOut
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Culers are advocating against calmness all in a bid to defend Flick. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ My fanbase has to be the most clueless base on the internet. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
god will bless this guy we were to calm man Out transition on attack was slow and it was killing the game that is not how Hansi plays Rodri came and he was introducing calmness and tempo and Hansi bought it Flick youโ€™re the fucking coach fcs
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How Rodri becane the new scapegoat completely baffles me. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Flickball was what we played yesterday, only without the mechanics. Our players could not play the kamikaze football because they were fatigued. Simple.
FlickBall wins this game 4-2 still which is why I'm not gonna criticize the defence. Rodri not only put up a stinker for the ages but has heavily contributed to our regression. Pedri and Fermรญn both trash as usual. Front 6 lost us this game.
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Oga go sleep
I hate that they won, I hate it more that they deserved it, I simply hate it. They donโ€™t even know how to act or react, itโ€™s so surreal to them that they won. I HATE IT.
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The brain of a Hansi Flick lover is a yawning abyss.
rodri don nerf flick ball bro.๐Ÿ˜ญ we brought him to stabilize the team but thereโ€™s still zero difference and we still concede the same pattern of goal. heโ€™s just there doing nothing.
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You are the one who is stupid. Not Rodri. You want to be on offensive 90 minutes every three days. Now that the fatigue has set in you are blaming Rodri for managing the game. You blame everybody but Flick. You are an idiot.
What makes Hansi Flick ball entertaining is that Barcelona is always on the offensive whenever we have the ball. We were always constantly attacking. This stupid Rodri guy came and said we have to keep useless possession for control and managed to changed our identity
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I went insane.
there is no way people are actually deactivating over this๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ wallahi if yall had witnessed 21-22 season yall would go insane
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Lol. We did not lose the midfield against Psg. And the little points we did, it was because of gavi and fermin.
Letโ€™s track backwards and observe . The match against PSG , Pedri controlled the game and was still creating big chances, only pedri in that midfield and we lost the midfield immediately he was substituted for Rodri. If he was substituted for De jong, weโ€™d still have control over the game, Rodri has ghosted in two big games, two. When do we drop this gimmick and start De jong ahead of Rodri??
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Monsieur Meursault retweeted
ANY proper coach, Enrique, Simeone, Mourinho, Maresca, Inzaghi etc he got belted, there's a pattern to be noticed here. You rely on world class players with no tactics, other coaches rely on world class players WITH tactics and adjustment.
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