that’s the difference between you & me … you wear a weapon, i am a weapon.
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My wife: I’m over stimulated Me in the corner rage baiting her:
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RAAAAAAWWRRR BITES BITES YOU SWIMS SWIMS (flips your kayak) SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS BITES BITES SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS RAAAAAAWWWRRRR RAAAAAAWWRRR BITES BITES SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS BITES BITES SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS RAAAAAAWWWRRRR RAAAAAAWWWRRRR SWIMS AWAY
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stan mei mei
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HO! HO! HO! πŸŽ…πŸŽβœ¨ COCKTOBER πŸŽƒ MIGHT BE OVER πŸ‘€πŸ‘… BUT NOW IT'S DICKMAS πŸ†πŸ˜ TIME πŸŽ„ JINGLE BALLS πŸ”” JINGLE BALLS πŸ”” CUMMIES πŸ˜«πŸ’¦ ALL THE WAY
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kafka from zenless zone zero
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*does not paw at you*
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the world is changed because you are ma͟d͟e͟ of ivory and gold──the curves of your lips 𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐫𝐒𝐭𝐞 history.
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I got adhd a damn hard dick
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THE bye
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the stripper loves me. the therapist loves me. the bartender loves me. the barista loves me. i am just incredible loveable.
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sorry, i keep staring at your boobs. i’m autistic
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Ooo im the Dr Pepper vampire i vant to drink your Dr Pepper haha just joking around guys happy halloween
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I LOVE DELETING STUFF!!! WOOSH!! POOF!! GONE FOREVER!!! DISAPPEAR!!! ERASED FROM EXISTENCE!!!! NEVER EXISTED!!! BEGONE!!! OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!! BYE BYE!!! FAREWELL!!! HOW WONDERFUL!!!! WHAT ELSE CAN I DELETE!!!!! WHOS NEXT!!!!!
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i made my bed, i'll die in it
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Replying to @corpsewept
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missionary so i can see the boobs move like sunny side up eggs
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