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My wife: Iβm over stimulated
Me in the corner rage baiting her:
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RAAAAAAWWRRR BITES BITES YOU SWIMS SWIMS (flips your kayak) SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS BITES BITES SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS RAAAAAAWWWRRRR RAAAAAAWWRRR BITES BITES SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS BITES BITES SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS RAAAAAAWWWRRRR RAAAAAAWWWRRRR SWIMS AWAY
HO! HO! HO! π
πβ¨ COCKTOBER π MIGHT BE OVER ππ
BUT NOW IT'S DICKMAS ππ TIME π JINGLE BALLS π JINGLE BALLS π CUMMIES π«π¦ ALL THE WAY
the stripper loves me. the therapist loves me. the bartender loves me. the barista loves me. i am just incredible loveable.
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sorry, i keep staring at your boobs. iβm autistic
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I LOVE DELETING STUFF!!! WOOSH!! POOF!! GONE FOREVER!!! DISAPPEAR!!! ERASED FROM EXISTENCE!!!! NEVER EXISTED!!! BEGONE!!! OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!! BYE BYE!!! FAREWELL!!! HOW WONDERFUL!!!! WHAT ELSE CAN I DELETE!!!!! WHOS NEXT!!!!!
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