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Cory Creque retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
Cory Creque retweeted
So heads up Prions disease has a 100% death guarantee and cannot be eliminated by sterilization methods so hopefully everyone gets real familiar with it asap
Cory Creque retweeted
As a FL legislator, Mike Caruso supported death penalty for pedophiles in 2023
Now he has been arrested for allegedly molesting his grandson
The state plans to present the case to a grand jury and that could lead to his own execution if he’s charged and convicted under that law
NEW: Mike Caruso — one of DeSantis' closest allies in the state legislature who he appointed as Palm Beach County’s clerk of courts and comptroller last year — has been arrested on child sex abuse charges.
w/ @BrittanyWallman @ShirshoD
miamiherald.com/news/local/c…
Cory Creque retweeted
2025: Taylor Farms donates $1M to Trump’s Super PAC — 1 week later, Trump delays the “Food Traceability Rule"
2026: Diarrhea parasite breaks out across the US, Taylor Farms lettuce tests positive — but then the FDA quickly retracts and claims the test was a "false positive"
Cory Creque retweeted
I know nothing matters and he’ll never be held truly accountable but it just seems like it should be a bigger deal that our president is a certified rapist
Breaking News: President Trump paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million after he was found liable for sexual assault and defamation in a civil case. nyti.ms/4wNIIJr
Cory Creque retweeted
Republicans: We need another civil war right now.
Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙
Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
Cory Creque retweeted
One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.
Cory Creque retweeted
“How will you feel if Bill Clinton gets implicated by Jeffrey Epstein?”
I dunno - feeling pretty fucking good with my “any pedophile is bad” policy
Cory Creque retweeted
Her murderer was arrested, tried, and convicted. Not protected and celebrated by the state. See how that’s different?
Cory Creque retweeted
"And I asked the Penguin, 'why are there only one set of footprints?'
And the Penguin told me, 'cause the person running this account is an idiot who tweets out messages that made no sense with AI slop graphics that are even worse '"
Cory Creque retweeted
Like I said: view all political developments for the rest of the week in light of the fact that the Epstein Files are supposed to be released on Friday.
House Republicans just suddenly cancelled Congressional session Friday and are sending everyone home Thursday evening.
Cory Creque retweeted
ARI 22 - SEA 44
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL History.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No Scorigami. There have been two previous instances of this score.
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Cory Creque retweeted
To be clear: while Republicans on this hellsite smear Zohran Mamdani as linked to Al Qaeda and 9/11, their Dear Leader is pardoning by a guy who was convicted, in part, for allowing Al Qaeda and ISIS to move money using his company:
Just posted: the pardon that Trump issued to @cz_binance on Tuesday.
It wipes away CZ's conviction for failing to maintain an effective anti-money laundering program, which prosecutors said allowed Hamas, Al Qaeda & ISIS to move money using @binance. justice.gov/pardon/media/141…
Cory Creque retweeted
Breaking NYT:
Trump is demanding the Justice Department pay him about $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him.
Senior department officials who were Trump's defense lawyers are now in jobs that typically must approve any such payout. nytimes.com/2025/10/21/us/po…
Cory Creque retweeted
I warned all of last year that Trump would follow Modi and Orban and use the IRS to go after his opponents. And here he is doing exactly that.
The irony is that the people who made false allegations against Obama and Biden for using the IRS politically are now actually doing it. Every accusation is a confession for the GOP.
BREAKING via WSJ
The Trump administration is planning sweeping changes in criminal division at the IRS.
Full Story: on.wsj.com/3LbVFtK
ALT The Trump administration is preparing sweeping changes at the Internal Revenue Service that would allow the agency to pursue criminal inquiries of left-leaning groups more easily, according to people familiar with the matter. A senior IRS official involved in the effort has drawn up a list of potential targets that includes major Democratic donors, some of the people said. The undertaking aims to install allies of President Trump at the IRS criminal-investigative division, or IRS-CI, to exert firmer control over the unit and weaken the involvement of IRS lawyers in criminal investigations, officials said. The proposed changes could open the door to politically motivated probes and are being driven by Gary Shapley, an adviser to Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent.