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of all the locales my cat could choose to slumber she decides that the centre of my In Pursuit of Completion jigsaw puzzle is the quintessential resting locus for her delicate feline boney asshole

my cat just threw her toy, trick shotted it off the wall then caught it midair. she has one eye and she’s an athlete #proudmother

i thought i’d be awake for it but zosia still has to make her cute little abashed face and carol has to go through the 7 stages of grief.

*jaws music plays*

this is how tiramisu is looking at me on ubereats rn

her eyes are twinkling in an ‘on the verge of tears’ way oh my god the hive loves her so much 😭

doing a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle of a cat instead of studying or applying for jobs #yippee

i think i need to be employed again purely bc the time to think and listen to music on my commute is good for my psyche. drove longer than 30 minutes today for the first time in a good while and the stursia thoughts i had should be studied in a lab

i want 5 million dollars and 5 million bitches but i have 0 dollars and 0 bitches

lowkey in a bad mood rhealina should do something asap to fix me

should i study or should i close all of the blinds and watch movies and play video games

rhealina doing it on purpose

amanda lydecker being a second generation butch

i rly need to finish buffy bc i have such a bad habit of never finishing shows but between the military propaganda and the brain tumour storyline it’s losing me. the only thing saving it is lesbianism but i don’t even rly care that much abt the characters and anya pmo 😭

and when carol says this to her again with a different context.. what then?

forgot to say i was eating a salad when amanda stick said fuck salads

nah it’s not funny anymore where’s ao3

that’s not a bob that’s a robert

i hope one day zosia’s shit gets rocked again and carol donates an organ to her so that there’s a piece of her inside her forever

the fact that rhea actually had chemistry w ow*n w*lson in that episode of stick is a testament to how good of an actor she is