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Social distancing is a lifesaver for Monets who look good from afar but up close are just a big old mess.

It's bizarre that NSW hasn't allowed a singles bubble. In the 1990s, Gladys absolutely watched Ally McBeal and Sex and the City and Caroline in the City and Jessie and Suddenly Susan and so should know that being single is the hardest, most noble, thing in the world.

I love how Kevin Rudd is secretly doing ScoMo’s job because he‘s too incompetent like Penny for Inspector Gadget.

Bennifer returning means we’re officially leaving the 90s nostalgia era and moving to the early-00s nostalgia era, invest in Avril Lavigne stock.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Johnson have some explaining to do.

Worried about children’s spiritual health because they weren’t raised with the American Tail “Somewhere” song.

*looks around* so no one was inspired in the 90s to name their kid Chandler

Imagine if Julia Gillard said she got big help understanding a serious political issue from her partner. #auspol

Wonder Woman 1984 is about a beautiful and virtuous Greek ten stuck in a world of sixes. Story. Of. My. L. I. F. E.

Help us Osmosis Jones #covid

I don’t want to be too emotional but I love that they got GaGa to sing the national anthem. It reminds us that no matter whether you’re young, old, Black, White, short, tall, rich or poor, we’re all gay. ❤️ #InaugurationDay

Drag Race has ruined me. When GaGa showed up in that big jacket and dress to sing the American National Anthem my mind immediately went to “$he’s gonna have a reveal&!” like she’s going to strip down to a pork belly thong and transition into Alejandro. #InaugurationDay

Not to flare up more Victoria-NSW rivalry, but Melrose had a character named Sydney and she was awesome. It never had a character called Melbourne.

I know Tony Abbott’s idea of introducing knighthoods in Australia was wrong and awful. But I feel like it should be Sir John Farnham.