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Pedro Avila Enjoyer

@cpfarrell20

“This is how the sport of baseball moves: not at all, and then all at once, with such terrifying speed the lines begin to bend… and then not at all.”

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Joined January 2021
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DAY 2: NATHANIEL LOWE 2026 Stats (w/ CLE): .226/.275/.376 (.655 OPS) 43G, 5HR, 27RBI, 29/10 K/BB, 0SB Postseason: .243/.349/.297 (.646 OPS) 11G, 0HR, 5RBI, 9/6 SO/BB, 0SB (🧵)
Pedro Avila Enjoyer (@cpfarrell20) profile picturePedro Avila Enjoyer@cpfarrell20Oct 21
DAY 1: JOSE RAMIREZ 2026 Stats: .235/.320/.368 (.688 OPS) 125G, 12HR, 53RBI, 60/69 K/BB, 37 SB 2.2 fWAR, 92 wRC+ Postseason: .293/.396/.512 (.908 OPS) 11G, 2HR, 8RBI, 7/6 K/BB, 3SB (🧵)
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Walking through campus without an umbrella or hood to assert my dominance
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kang@jaycaspiankang19h
At this rate we can just throw them Fetterman like he’s Taurean Prince and we need to make some salaries match
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Mississippi is waiting in provisionals I guess so I doubt it gets called but I’m gonna need you guys to speed up the El-Sayed election so I can go to bed @PureMichigan
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🗽@AdamFoxisGod17h
haven't seen a blue wave like this since i looked at mark vientos' statcast page
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STEVE KORNACKI IS USING THE BATHROOM I REPEAT STEVE HAS TAKEN A RESTROOM BREAK
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Parlay Pyle@parlaypyle18h
Darliene Graham loses a buy game to Annie Andrews. The epitome of brutality.
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Streets will talk about for decades when Colom took a 28 vote lead at 1:00am eastern in Mississippi
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Up to 255 #uhoh
Pedro Avila Enjoyer (@cpfarrell20) profile picturePedro Avila Enjoyer@cpfarrell2018h
244-191 house projection yeah they’re gonna impeach Trump once a week
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Jon Aguiar
@JonAguiar18h
Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran
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Beto walked so Talarico could run
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.@JuanSotoHater19h
son every fucking result is like: Hitlerville Trump +66.2 Democrat: 51.1 Republican: 48.9 steve kornacki: I have never fuckign seen this in my life
Mariam (@Gaismair) profile pictureMariam@Gaismair21h
HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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#ToBigToRig
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244-191 house projection yeah they’re gonna impeach Trump once a week
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John Fanta
@John_Fanta20h
Tonight’s MVP.
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TALAFREAKO
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Armand Domalewski
@ArmandDoma20h
the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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Tipodis D. Devil@tipodissd22h
We got @SteveKornacki walking down the hallway likes he’s about run out the tunnel to play Alabama
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The Kornacki cam on the main NBC feed is so much better than when they cut over to the Kornacki only feed and I feel like that’s major slight
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PelosiMuse@CoachLewGrizzNov 3
#StartTheSteal
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We’re back.
Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) profile pictureJon Rothstein
@JonRothsteinNov 3
Oklahoma loses a buy game to East Texas A&M. The epitome of brutality.
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