Dad. Storyteller. Software guy. Gen-Xer who does have time for any of this shit because there's work to do. Also: every right-wing accusation is a confession.
Seattle, Washington
Joined November 2007
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Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
so it turns out if you shoot missiles at the country that controls The Straight Where We Ship Everything, it becomes very expensive to ship everything. Follow me for more hard-hitting geopolitical insights.
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
In fact your boss steals from you so much that wage theft makes larceny, burglary, and car jacking look like a non issue in comparison. Who gets prosecuted though?
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
Interesting
ALT @elonmusk Tweet: "Trump would be 82 at end of term, which is too old to be chief executive of anything, let alone the United States of America."
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
A moment of silence for J.D. Vance's half white half Indian kids who are about to watch their dad go on television and pretend that he doesn't understand how it's possible for someone to be two races at once
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
Very impressed with the Vision Pro's uncanny ability to lower the bar for what constitutes "amazing"
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns. trib.al/G2R56TS
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Disney CEO Bob Iger was the man @elonmusk told to go fuck himself. We will see if Bob agrees with Elon’s request and actually goes and fucks himself.
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
1. Earlier this month, a mysterious woman appeared before a school board in Texas and claimed that, when she was 11, she READ A SCHOLASTIC BOOK THAT SPARKED A DEBILITATING PORN ADDICTION.
We investigated.
And it's ABSOLUTELY WILD what is happening.
🧵
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
It’s hilarious watching Omar claim how good FSD is while the car is trying to kill him.
Chefs kiss 🤌🤌🤌
$Tsla
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
People building AGI unable to predict consequences of their actions 3 days in advance.
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
Columbia University has just set a terrible and dangerous precedent. Speaking out in anguish against war crimes is what we should all be doing. And yes, it will break a few rules. Students should not be punished and silenced for acting based on their conscience.
NEWS: Columbia University is suspending Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP) and Jewish Voice for Peace (JVP) as official student groups through the end of the fall term. news.columbia.edu/news/state…
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
Study shows police spend little time fighting & solving crime. "U.S. police spend much of their time conducting racially biased stops and searches of minority drivers, often without reasonable suspicion, rather than “fighting crime.”"reuters.com/legal/government…
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
I see you’re living in a tent with your partner and your dog. Would you like to surrender your dog and sleep alone on a mat in a gymnasium? We’ll throw out all your belongings for free
Brother Charlie ❤️🤷♂️🫡 retweeted
I'm going to politely suggest that absolutely nothing is going to prevent one of two parties from winning the next term, and that a 2°C rise in global temperatures is unavoidable in practice now. There's no point in getting upset about politics anymore. It's a done deal. 🧵
