Attorney at lol. Married to @MargoCatholic. Official President of the @MargoCatholic fan club.

Joined March 2013
Whew I thought I wasn’t going to get to see @MargoCatholic’s touchdown dance tonight.
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C’mon Notre Dame get it together. DO NOT lose to the Mormons!!! #GOIRISH
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>log into PACER >enter your login/password >done >enter your 2FA code >done >you must update your password >ok fine >enter your 2FA code >done >password updated >enter your login/password >done >enter your 2FA code >done >you must redact! click ok to acknowledge >ok Fun times.
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The fun thing about the traditional vows is that, if you think about it, you’re conveying unconditional life estates in your selves to one another. If you start messing with the language of the tenure like this, it destroys the beauty of the entire transaction. Just as when a life tenant becomes his own remainderman, the two interests merge into fee simple, consider what happens when A is seised of B for life, and B is seized of A for life. In a sense, the spouses merge. They are, as it is said, two in one flesh. The form, then, in a roundabout way, reflects the reality.
One of the benefits of using traditional vows over bullshit write-your-own vows was supposed to be that you could preempt cringe moments like this. Entropy is undefeated.
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Completely Married Christian retweeted
Illinois is embarrassed by the number of career criminals caught reoffending after slaps on the wrist. But the legislature has come up with a solution. No, not a solution to the recidivism problem, but a solution to the judges-and-prosecutors-being-embarrassed-by-their-bad-decisions problem. A new law automatically seals the records of every criminal case (with minor narrow exceptions). This means that journalists can’t write stories like this unless they maintain their own parallel records of sentencing instances. This is unconstitutional. The public has a right to access to the court records, and a government can’t blanket seal such an overbroad category of cases. @HamLincLaw would love to bring that lawsuit to block this law, but we need a journalist or publication who can show that they’ll be affected by this law to have standing to do it. If that’s you, and you’re interested, DM or email me.
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One of the strangest things I’ve seen working with small construction contractors is just how often their contracts claim an entitlement to interest but their late payment invoices never assess it. Why put it in your contract if you aren’t going to use it?
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And then there are a few who do use it… but charge an unlawful rate of interest. I once saw someone charging effectively 216% per annum.
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The real lesson is that it’s fine to charge interest on late payments, but you need a system that keeps track of when payments are late and starts the clock running on that day.
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Prohibiting children from attending a wedding, to my mind, is a sin.
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Neromancer. A novel about a pagan ritual to summon the Roman Emperor Nero.
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And proper Last Gospels and allow up to 7 commemorations and benedicamus domino whenever the Gloria is not said or sung and restoring the duplex/semiduplex/simplex ranking system
Yeah the NO just needs a few tweaks you could just add the judica me and the traditional offertory prayers and the traditional calendar and the traditional readings and the Last Gospel and the older rubrics of the canon including the silent canon and remove the other EP options and then it would be mostly fine
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Completely Married Christian retweeted
anti-Ephraimite discrimination from Google
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The AmJur and CJS citations on the plate are perfection.
I have never seen one of these guys before. He ran two red lights which is badass
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Splitting infinitives across lines is bad.
What's the word/grammar hill you are absolutely dying on?
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Peacock is running a Plan B commercial during the Notre Dame game. Wow.
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My wife is calling Purdue “perdunk” every time ND scores on them and I can’t stop chuckling.
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Completely Married Christian retweeted
This is why we need commemorations in the Ordinary Form
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Completely Married Christian retweeted
The relic of Blessed Fulton Sheen was just presented at the Beatification Ceremony in St. Louis. It is the Archbishop’s jawbone. Fulton Sheen, Pray for us.
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Completely Married Christian retweeted
The original reluctance to execute lunatics arose in part from a belief that they couldn't enter heaven until they'd regained enough sanity to repent (at which point the execution could proceed). We've lost the concept of heaven but kept the practice of reprieving loons.
Some thoughts on the insanity defense in light of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial. 1) Until 1823, Britain engaged in a remarkable culling: the justice system simply executed nearly every criminal automatically. Judges were not supposed to have discretion. It was like the “straight to jail” meme, except executed. Murder? Executed. Robbery? Executed. Forgery? Executed. At its peak, England was executing 0.5-1% of men during their lifetimes. To the extent violent behavior is partially hereditary, this unintentional eugenics program probably has a lot to do with why Anglo-descended countries tend to be somewhat less violent than societies that didn’t have centuries of a justice system demanding its people act civilized or else. Not always; Japan’s culture of shame and honor and collective responsibility and drug regulation has been more effective in the 21st century, and Bukele has shown what political willpower to stop crime can achieve. But a tendency towards the top quartile of peacefulness. 2) Judges don’t like having no discretion, and there was probably some jury nullification going on, so legal safety valves were created by the judiciary. Small children were deemed incapable of committing crimes. Judges could issue a temporary stay of execution and ask the Home Secretary to have the monarch issue a commutation to a term of years or penal transportation to Australia. Someone with influential friends could lobby the Home Secretary during the stay. 3) From this general lack of discretion, the insanity defense arose. Judges unilaterally invented the “wild beast test”: a complete gibbering madman no better than an infant or a wild beast couldn’t be convicted and executed; he was not guilty. Not that he wasn’t incapacitated. Judges would still apply civil vagrancy laws to lock up madmen. A wealthy madman was expected to be locked up by his family. England eventually created involuntary asylums to indefinitely hold those insane people who committed violent acts. 4) Over the next centuries, there were three trends that created our current insane insanity defense. First, we stopped executing for everything, eventually executing for nothing. The original purpose of the defense—gosh, it’s mean for the state to behead or burn at the stake a completely dysfunctional man who didn’t know what he was doing or even his own name—disappeared, but the defense stuck around. 5) Second, judges were inclined to nibble at the wild beast test to expand the insanity defense, culminating in the M’Naughten test, where merely being delusional was enough to be declared insane. This was hypothetically pretty strict, but defense attorneys could work with it in individual cases to get jury acquittals. But, again, M’Naughten was spared from the noose, but spent the rest of his life confined in asylums. 6) Third, a mid-to-late twentieth century movement found insane asylums distasteful and just shut them down at the same time that judges decided that involuntary commitments required extensive court hearings and repeated review, with soft-hearted psychiatrists telling courts that medication “cured” an insane person who couldn’t be trusted to take the side-effect-ridden medicine once out of the control of the state. Why it’s more cruel to keep such people in hospitals than as homeless vagrants stealing our safety in public spaces and libraries is beyond me, but. 7) California in the 1970s showed the peak of this sort of thing: Dan White used a “diminished capacity” defense (the so-called “Twinkie defense,” because junk food supposedly made him to depressed to have premeditation to kill Moscone and Milk) to get his murder charges knocked down to manslaughter by a jury—the backlash caused California to abolish the defense in one of the last populist backlashes against progressive policies before Democrats took over the state. And John Hinckley was infamously acquitted in the early 1980s, causing several states to also pare back their insanity defenses. 🧵
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