I think it’s really awesome that America makes cheating on your wife the worst shameful scandal ever. It’s unpleasant but this is what protecting women looks like
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im disgusted with olivia rodrigo. i’m disgusted with her. but you cannot be disgusted with a celebrity because this helps the celebrity! so i have to be indifferent with olivia rodrigo. I have to see olivia rodrigo in a passive, indifferent neutral light
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I start to think i miss out. if i havent gone to jail before, how can i know what prison is truly like?
Me: I don’t want to ever go to jail so therefore I won’t do crimes ! Easy.
A woke person: People get wrongly convicted all the time and go to jail for no reason.
My therapist: Please don’t say that to her. I see where you’re coming from, but don’t say it to her. She’s upset
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Because of a bug on twitter once i open the tweet draft i can no longer cancel it. i have to post
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i think this is really cute it’s like three little bugs saying to an entomologist I’m the real bug I’m the real bug I’m what a bug should look like me! Me !
there’s actually three, and they’re called that because chicago L stops are almost exclusively just named for whatever the cross street is (in this case, chicago avenue) without regard for if it’s confusing or if there are repeats. like there’s five stops all named “western”
ALT the three stops all called chicago, because they’re on chicago avenue
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caviar retweeted
It's funny that I'm always trying to cultivate an image of self-sufficiency and asserting my competence to the point of grandiosity, despite the fact that my actual virtues show themselves when I allow myself to play a more supportive and vulnerable role in someone's life