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Joined January 2023
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Wanted to start a business, so i needed sales and marketing boys, i recruited some of my home town boys.
1. Smith who sold meat and weed.
2. Chester who sole tires and weed.
3. Bobby who sold anything he could get his hands on... mostly weed.
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Did you know all mosquitoes are Muslim?
This is the question i was randomly asked at 2:46am today.
Me: (Shuts down my PC and phone, ill sleep early, wake up 6:30am, revise what i read for exam, bath, go to sch)
"I should probably talk to a few people tomorrow"
Brain: "I know, I'll probably let you sleep by 6am, this not the first time we've done this mate."
Me: (Boots chatgpt, plz help)
chatgpt: "Don't try to stop it, let it continue."
Me: "Do whatever you want."
Brain: "I don't need permission"
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2:40+ am
(Mosquitoes buzzing)
(I shouldn't have thought so)
Brain: (Creates scenario, generates faces for thousands of students, started running conversation simulation.)
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Me : "Bro it's 11:14 pm, please let me sleep, i have to wake up 6:30am you know, right?"
is it just me, or the story krypton destruction to how super girl left the destroyed planet is more interesting than the whole movie minus the scene, in fact i felt the rest is pointless... saving her dog, john wick?
Hello @moniepointng, fuck your face recognition algorithm, idk what nonsense you are using and idk how it works that you can release a v9 of that trash. Check your competitors, Opay, Palmpay etc, their facial recognition algorithm does a very good job.
Hi @OPay_Nigeria, this number keeps calling me about “good news” regarding a loan.
I've repeatedly told your representatives to stop contacting me, but the calls continue. I've now had to keep rejecting and blocking the numbers because this has become spam and a disturbance.
Hello @Microsoft, I don't need some of the stupid apps preinstalled on my PC. At least leave some option to uninstall your junk apps.