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My country, Denmark, has broad support for restrictive immigration policies. For example, our parliament has very sensibly decided that anyone sentenced to prison for rape should be permanently deported. However, the European Court of Human Rights has ruled that this would violate the rapist’s human rights. So now we have to let him back in after five years. At which point he can move back here, we will pay him welfare while he lives here, and he may well rape someone again. This must end. It is not a human right for convicted foreign rapists to live in Europe. We must leave the European Convention on Human Rights.
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Latest Microsoft Outlook outage status update is basically "we have no idea what happened and at this point we aren't even trying to figure it out, priority on figuring out how to mitigate the issue because it's going to take a while". No full fix until next week, probably...
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Hmm... I just realized that the outlook outage started just as the clock struck midnight India time on Friday the 13th...
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Is Outlook down just in the US or all over the world? My Yahoo mail is OK but other inboxes including work are down
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It's so hard to believe that the French were once like that... Everything that was good, strong and noble about France died in WWI...
Le 20 février 1916, à la veille du début de la bataille de Verdun, un Officier écrit, pour la dernière fois, à sa femme… Ma très chère et très aimée Marie, Dieu l’a ainsi décidé, cette lettre est la dernière que vous lirez de moi ! Je l’écris après avoir reçu l’ordre de diriger une attaque qui doit entraîner les plus grands sacrifices – le mien en particulier. Je la confie à un officier du 232ème, le lieutenant Ruez, qui vous la fera parvenir, quand mon sacrifice aura été accompli. J’offre volontiers ma vie à la France, en vue de la grandeur de laquelle j’ai toujours travaillé et vécu. Je partirai en Chrétien, après avoir accompli mes devoirs religieux. Ceci sera pour votre âme si chrétienne la meilleure des consolations pendant notre séparation momentanée ; ce sera un exemple pour nos chers enfants. En vous quittant ainsi, je vous laisserai, je l’espère, un souvenir qui vous soutiendra dans la vie. Soyez assurée que je vous aime comme je vous ai toujours aimée et que j’emporte dans le cœur notre image chérie, ainsi que celles de mes quatre enfants, dans l’âme desquels vous me ferez revivre. Le temps nous manque pour adresser un dernier adieu à ma bonne et vénérée mère, je vous prie de lui annoncer ma mort au Champ d’Honneur. Venant de vous qu’elle affectionne particulièrement, ce coup lui sera moins rude. Dites-lui que son âme a forgé la mienne et que je l’embrasse du fond de mon cœur, ainsi que mon père qui fut mon modèle. Je n’oublie aucun des nôtres dans ma dernière vision de la Vie. Mon baiser le plus affectueux à mes chers petits Pierre, Louis, Anne et Charlotte ; à vous mon plus tendre adieu et au Revoir ! Votre Paul #11novembre
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OMG, they were rooting for their fellow corgi like it was the Super Bowl.🤣❤️
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Every day now is filled with phone calls from finders of out-in-the-day hedgehogs. And they are all saying the same thing: "We brought him in, put him in a box and gave him food, he was starving." They don't realise, but these sweet kind people have just sealed this hedgehog's fate. Please NEVER feed a daytime wildlife casualty. I know, it's so hard not to. When we see a suffering animal we feel a strong, innate impulse to help, and a desire to provide immediate tangible comfort; equating food with survival and care. Feeding feels like a direct, immediate and nurturing action to alleviate suffering. Yet it is the most catastrophically harmful thing you could ever do. Especially hedgehogs out in the day, who will be hypothermic. It takes a lot of energy to digest food, energy these compromised animals just don't have spare. Every last bit of their energy is being used to maintain vital bodily functions - to keep the heart beating, to oxygenate the organs. Forcing energy away from these critical functions for something as non-critical as digesting food will be a death sentence. It won't be immediate, it may take hours, or a couple of days, but eventually, no matter what the experienced rescue you later take them to tries, the animal is already on the unstoppable journey into shock, organ failure and death. It's tragic for the casualty and heartbreaking for the rescues. So please help in the right way. An out-in-the-day hedgehog needs *contact* warmth, a safe indoor space away from flies, and cover to reduce their stress (please see advice below). They are not going to die of starvation in the couple of hours between you finding them, and getting them to a rescue.😊 And please remember - any website that gives you DIY information on caring for or feeding injured or orphaned wildlife is, by default, wrong. The ONLY right action is to get them to a good rescue (never a vet) where their complex needs can be met. Even if you have seen this vital information before and understand it, feeding wildlife casualties is a powerful compulsion because it directly activates human instincts of empathy and compassion, often overriding the scientific advice against it. So please remember this warning and spread it as far as you can. Helping a wildlife casualty get to the expert treatment they need is an incredibly kind, altruistic act of great humanity. Just remember to provide them with what they need, not what you need.🥰
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Le 9 octobre 2026, l’Union européenne a renouvelé ses sanctions à mon encontre. En cause: ma lutte pour la souveraineté africaine et l’éveil des consciences à travers des analyses géopolitiques, des conférences, des articles et des vidéos... Mon influence, disent-ils. Ces sanctions sont prise sous le régime des ”activités déstabilisatrices de la Russie.” Qu’est-ce que cela a à voir avec la Russie, mystère et boule de gomme! Je suis Suissesse et Africaine, je ne vivais pas dans un État-membre de l’UE, je n’ai jamais eu aucun avoir dans l’UE, le gouvernement suisse n’a pas repris les sanctions de l’UE à mon endroit, et pourtant, voici un aperçu de ce que je subis depuis le 26 juin 2025, date des sanctions initiales. •Comptes bancaires gelés en Suisse. •Comptes bancaires fermés en Suisse. •Avoirs volés par Bank Cler en Suisse. •Toutes les cartes de crédit désactivées. •Compte Paypal fermé et argent volé. •Compte Binance fermé, argent séquestré. •Compte Kraken fermé, argent séquestré. •Comptes bancaires fermés en Afrique. •Compte Airbnb fermé. •Compte Amazon fermé. •Compte Netflix fermé. •Compte Stripe fermé. •Compte Ebay fermé. •Compte Wise fermé. •Compte Booking fermé. •Compte Spotify fermé. •Tout ce qui se paie par carte de crédit, terminé. •Cagnotte GoFundMe, fermée. •Monétisation Facebook, YouTube, X, supprimée. •Interdiction de survol du territoire de l’UE: les sanctions m’ont trouvée à l’étranger, je n’ai plus jamais pu regagner mon domicile en Suisse, qui est enclavée dans l’UE. Mon premier petit-enfant est né cette année, je n’ai toujours pas pu le voir. Ma mère a fêté ses 80 ans, je n’ai pas pu être avec elle. Elle va être opérée l’an prochain, je ne serai pas là pour l’assister. •Interdiction d’entrer et de transit dans le territoire de l’UE (on s’en fout, sauf pour ce qui concerne les territoires ultra marins). •Interdiction de fournir/recevoir des services de citoyens membres de l’UE: vous n’avez pas le droit de m’offrir une glace, de me vendre un livre ou de me donner un pain au chocolat. •Expedia m’a laissée acheter des billets d’avion pour des trajets en dehors de l’UE, puis a refusé de les émettre et n’a jamais remboursé l’argent. •Impossibilité de payer mon loyer (les banques suisses, bien que ne faisant pas partie de l’UE, refusent d’accepter ou d’exécuter des paiements pour des factures à mon nom, même si elles sont réglées par des tiers). •Impossibilité de payer mon assurance maladie. •Impossibilité de continuer un traitement médical. •Impossibilité de payer mes avocats. La liste n’est pas exhaustive. Les ”nouveaux motifs” pour le renouvellement de mes sanctions sont: •Le discours que j’ai prononcé au Sommet Russie-Afrique en 2019; •Une vidéo sur l’opération Wuambushu à Mayotte datant de 2023; •Ma nomination comme conseillère spéciale du président de la République du Niger, et le passeport diplomatique que j’ai reçu à cette occasion; •Un tweet de 2025 dans lequel je critique l’Ukraine, ce pays voyou qui arme et entraîne les terroristes au Sahel, et torture ses propres citoyens comme on l’a vu récemment. Et vous savez quoi? Les sanctions sont administratives. Quand vous décidez d’exercer un recours devant le Tribubal de l’UE contre ces sanctions extrajudiciaires, cela prend plus d’un an avant d’aboutir à une audience. Et quand, 2 à 3 mois après l’audience, le délibéré sort, même si le verdict est en votre faveur, cela n’a aucun impact, puisque l’UE a entre temps renouvelé vos sanctions dans un acte distinct, que vous devrez de nouveau attaquer… Un châtiment à la Sisyphe. Vive la démocratie et les valeurs européennes! Ce que vous avez commencé, on va terminer.
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I have been waiting 24 years for my neighbor David Westerfield to be executed for the kidnapping and murder of my 7-year-old neighbor, Danielle van Dam. And now thanks to @GavinNewsom, it looks like it will never happen. I was 13 when he abducted her from her bedroom in the middle of the night in 2002. I would never equate what I experienced with what her family suffered, but Danielle's murder devastated our whole neighborhood, and me personally. I was a sensitive kid and it was a major contributor to my mental health decline in adolescence. In the 20 days between her disappearance and his arrest, I developed insomnia and spent those nights walking around the house checking the locks on the doors and windows. I followed the trial closely. As we learned the horrific details, I couldn't stop thinking about what she endured during the 3 days he had her. Her body was found dumped off the side of a road 25 days after she went missing. It was too decomposed to test for sexual assault, but we all knew that's why he took her. He was also convicted of possessing child sexual abuse material found on his computer. There was never any doubt about Westerfield's guilt. There was an abundance of forensic evidence, including her blood on his clothing and in his motorhome. In 2019, the California Supreme Court unanimously upheld his conviction and death sentence. Shortly afterward, Newsom imposed his moratorium. And now he does THIS. California voters rejected abolishing the death penalty in both 2012 and 2016, and even voted to expedite executions. All these years, I've held on to the hope that someone would eventually take office who respected the will of California voters and would allow these sentences to be carried out. It's especially insulting to hear Newsom go on about morality, as if he is morally superior to those of us whose lives were affected by these heinous crimes and who want to see the perpetrators brought to justice. I'm hoping the California Supreme Court can stop Westerfield's commutation.
BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom has commuted the death sentences of all 548 people on the state’s death row to life without parole, in the largest mass commutation in modern U.S. history.
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I’m in love with this sentence: “One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”
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#annautaq story made me really read up on walruses. I learned that they can run as fast as humans on land, something I never would have thought! And they eat mostly shellfish, not fish. Though he will be drinking milk for a while yet... he is so adorable.
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One of the biggest financial jokes is celebrating that your house went from $300K to $700K. Congratulations. Your property taxes doubled. Your homeowners insurance doubled. Contractors charge more. Repairs cost more. And the next house you want went from $500K to $1.1M. You didn’t necessarily become richer. The entire housing market just got more expensive.
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I hate private equity.  Like, genuinely HATE it.  Not free enterprise. Not commerce. I hate the specific system where an investment firm borrows billions to acquire a business, dumps that debt onto the company's balance sheet, drains millions in management fees, and walks away wealthy whether the firm survives or collapses.  Red Lobster was operating profitably when they bought it. $1 billion in real estate sales later, 36,000 workers were thrown onto the street with zero safety net. The buyout firms didn't lose. They never lose. The debt isn't theirs.  Nobody's saying business is the problem.  I'm saying there's a model where you can strip a company of assets on purpose, leave taxpayers with the fallout, and it's 100% legal.
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I am not happy with the election results. Not because I wanted Republicans to win, but because it shows that we are fucked no matter who wins what race. There are zero candidates who actually care about regular, working, quiet Americans.
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Nothing like the election to remind you how awful BOTH parties are and how little your vote actually matters on any economically meaningful issue.
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Hedgehog dies after being spray-painted blue to resemble Sonic the Hedgehog The animal suffered severe burns and lost several spines before dying despite treatment No animal should suffer for someone's amusement. Please never paint or expose animals to harmful chemicals
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The most dangerous thing about a prolonged power grid failure might not be the blackout itself. It might be what happens during the first 24 hours when 300 million people suddenly realize that modern civilization has been doing almost everything for them. And most of us haven't been paying attention. Think about it. We have people preparing for nuclear war who don't know where their home's water shutoff valve is. People with enough ammunition to defend a small country who couldn't treat a minor infection. People stockpiling three years of freeze-dried food who haven't considered how they'll cook it without electricity. And millions of Americans whose first response to an emergency will be to Google "what to do when the internet stops working." There's something almost poetic about that. We've spent centuries conquering nature, automating our lives, and eliminating everyday inconveniences. And in the process, we've become remarkably dependent on systems we barely understand. Here's something most people get completely backward about survival. They worry about food first. But food isn't first. Not even close. Survival instructors have something called the Rule of Threes. It's a rough guide, not a stopwatch, but it makes an important point: You can survive approximately: • 3 minutes without air. • 3 hours without adequate protection in dangerously harsh conditions. • 3 days without water, depending on circumstances. • 3 weeks without food, under some conditions. Notice what's missing? Your Wi-Fi password. Also missing: your cryptocurrency portfolio, your streaming subscriptions, and the emergency tactical tomahawk you bought after watching three episodes of The Walking Dead. Now imagine the grid goes down tonight. Not a neighborhood outage. Not a transformer blowing during a thunderstorm. A widespread, prolonged disruption affecting electricity, communications, transportation, and water distribution. Within hours, depending on where you live, ordinary conveniences could become serious problems. Gas stations need electricity to pump fuel. Many municipal water systems rely on powered pumps and treatment equipment. Cell towers depend on electricity and backup systems that have limits. Grocery stores depend on refrigeration, electronic payments, and regular deliveries. Even your toilet may eventually become a problem if water or sewer services are disrupted. Yes. The toilet. It's remarkable how many people have elaborate plans for defending their homes against imaginary marauders but absolutely no plan for what happens when nobody can flush. You can survive quite a while without Netflix. Living in a house full of untreated human waste is considerably less entertaining. And that's where things get interesting. The first 24 hours of a major emergency aren't primarily about survival equipment. They're about decisions. Do you stay home or evacuate? Do you have drinking water? Can you account for your family? Do you have a reliable source of information? Do you understand which problems need immediate attention and which ones can wait? Because panic has a fascinating ability to make otherwise intelligent people do spectacularly stupid things. People drive into danger when staying put would be safer. They burn through their phone batteries doomscrolling. They open the freezer every fifteen minutes to check whether the frozen chicken is still frozen. They rush to gas stations that are already out of fuel. And they spend precious time worrying about problems that won't matter for another week while ignoring the ones that matter right now. The most valuable survival skill might be the ability to stop, think, and prioritize. Not particularly exciting, I know. Nobody has ever made an action movie about a man calmly evaluating his household's drinking water inventory. But perhaps someone should. I'd watch it. Here's another uncomfortable truth. The person with the most supplies isn't necessarily the person most likely to handle a crisis well. Consider two households. Household A has a garage filled with tactical equipment, expensive survival gadgets, and enough canned food to open a small supermarket. But nobody has practiced using the equipment. Nobody has a family communication plan. And nobody knows the neighbors. Household B has a week's worth of basic supplies, a water plan, first-aid knowledge, a reliable flashlight, a battery-powered radio, and a family that has discussed what to do if the lights go out. They've even talked with the people next door about helping one another. Which household would you rather be in? The answer should be obvious. Yet the preparedness industry spends considerably more time selling us equipment than teaching us how to think. And that's the problem. We've confused owning survival gear with possessing survival skills. We've confused stockpiling with resilience. And we've confused imagining ourselves surviving the apocalypse with actually preparing to handle an emergency. A while back, I watched a documentary about the Carrington Event, the enormous solar storm that struck Earth in 1859. It got me thinking about what a comparable event could mean for today's electricity-dependent world. And the more I researched, the more one realization kept coming back: Most people don't need to become survivalists. They need to become a little more self-reliant. Learn how to secure clean drinking water. Know how to manage without electricity. Keep essential supplies on hand. Understand basic first aid. Have a plan for your family. And perhaps most importantly, know a few people who might be willing to help when things go sideways. Those ideas eventually became a book. Apocalypse WOW: A Mostly Harmless Guide to Surviving the End of Everything. It's a practical survival guide for ordinary people who would prefer not to die simply because civilization has decided to take an unscheduled vacation. And it's built around a philosophy I call Prepared Optimism. The idea is simple. You don't prepare because you're certain everything is going to fall apart. You prepare because you believe that, even if something goes wrong, you can figure out how to make things better. That's optimism. U With a backup plan. And perhaps a manual can opener. So here's my question. And I'd really like honest answers. Forget your stockpiles for a moment. Forget your generators, firearms, and survival gadgets. If the power went out tonight and stayed out for 14 days, what's the ONE practical skill you wish you knew how to do—but currently don't? Purify drinking water? Administer first aid? Repair basic equipment? Cook without electricity? Grow food? Something else entirely? I'm genuinely curious what people think their biggest knowledge gap is. Because I suspect the answers might reveal something important. We spend an extraordinary amount of time preparing to acquire things. Maybe we should spend a little more time preparing to know things. — T. Collins Webb 📖 Apocalypse WOW: A Mostly Harmless Guide to Surviving the End of Everything Don't panic. Grab your towel.
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Just based on officially published inflation numbers, dollar lost 1/2 of its value in the last 25 years. No wonder all the prices have grown the way they did… but why did the wages fail to keep up so badly?
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