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Chatpata_mard retweeted

cvntyd4d@arnxvkk7h

i hate when im typing aww and it gives ass😭

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Sajal Malhotra@slothinslowlane7h

Pathake aren't the only thing I wish to Crack tonight - late hogya but chalo

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G@wtffgauravvvv12h

IQ and AQI both on display openly

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester9h

There is rich people’s Diwali then there is middle-class people’s Diwali And then there is poor people’s Diwali All three look very different!!!

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Chatpata_mard retweeted

بيقدم على وظيفه وطالبين منه صوره بخلفية بيضاء:

Image from Eco | إيكو (@rkn1235276)

Image from Eco | إيكو (@rkn1235276)

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester11h

11:11♥️🌻✨

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😭😭😭

˚꩜｡@yappingwmogu14315h

Diwali is just a “look fucker thats how normal families are” reminder for me honestly.

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shreya@shreyendipity12h

gawaar chutiyo ko ye earsplittingly loud pataakho se khud anxiety nahi hoti kya

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester12h

Mind you Bengali’s have one of the biggest bellys out there.🫃🫃 Im a bengali so i can testify lol (Tho his factx are on point)

@hypertrophX23h

Calories in Gulabjamun vs Rasgulla vs Kaju Katli -

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester12h

Same question

casper@nematoma3312h

Diwali pe freaky thoughts aane good h kya?

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Saku@DarnitBlarn13h

The world’s already suffocating but NO, yall wanna satisfy your little ego about celebrating “your festival” the right way which btw is also misconstrued. Stupidity will kill us all

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester12h

Wholeheartedly accepting

Image from Chatpata_mard (@crazymanifester)

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Sarthak Sidhant

@sidhant_sarthak14h

happy diwali dosto jisko dm nhi kar paya m #sorry

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester14h

Thissss!!!! Yesss thisss!!!!!! The past 3 months have been the i dont have a better word but Horniestttt!!!!!!!

Shawarma@pundu2000Nov 7

does unemployment cause horniness all the time

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester15h

Screaming AAAAAAAAAAA!!! Wtf did just happen🫠 Hi @anishgawande are we friends now 👉👈 Also Happy Diwali 🪔 ig

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifesterNov 7

I just wanna be @anishgawande when I am ragebaited by somebody who vomits absolutely garbage and non-sense opinions. That man just never looses his cool, eloquence and train of thoughts. I see why @UniofOxford took him.

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jules@gaythotgirlsonNov 6

my kink is being included

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifesterNov 7

11:11♥️🌻

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yaashiikaasharma@yyaashiikaaNov 7

"Nhi Degi" 🙏🏻 This is what a man faces in the comments when he speaks against patriarchy or misogyny. People simply cannot accept that a man can stand for what's right beyond the privileges his gender gives him, without having any ulterior motives. That alone speaks volumes.

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Chatpata_mard retweeted

If you get the urge to haggle with the person selling diyas, suppress it.

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akneerude@TheGuysexualNov 6

Bsdk I thought that was Lalu Prasad Yadav

matt bernstein@mattxivNov 6

this photo had me completely transfixed and that was before i noticed the hands

Image from matt bernstein (@mattxiv)

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