Creature Wife

parents when you tell them you’re in debilitating excruciating agony every day of your life

literally passed this disorder down to me btw literally did this to me btw

crying myself to sleep for the 2nd night in a row lets go goodnight oomfies

just wrinkled to all hell and folded inside out I do not give a fucj

priv qt

I love you

every time an american ratios the white house on twitter an angel gains its wings

my skin is experiencing world war II omfg do not use this if you have to leave the house at all within the next like 2 months