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Vali B) retweeted
NO NO NO. You’re getting the story all wrong.
They offered Jordan Peele the role. He considered it. When he went back to negotiate, he was told they had just given it to Patrick Stewart. Being considered for poop is not what broke him. It was being told he wasn’t shit.
Reminder that when they offered the role of the poop emoji in the emoji movie to Jordan Peele, he took it as an insult and thought it was beneath him and it led to him quitting acting, so they were like "fine, we will offer it to Sir Patrick Stewart," and he gladly took the role and made jokes about how it was one of the most important roles of his career. RIP to a real one.
Vali B) retweeted
showed this to my friend high off an edible and they started screaming like courage the cowardly dog
Vali B) retweeted
My parents raised me on soy milk in the 70s. They thought it was super healthy. I think that’s why I look like a Mexican woman. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I make it work.
Vali B) retweeted
Blaming yourself for losing at a fighting game tournament is the most narcissistic thing you can do
“I need to practice more”
“I could have won that match”
“I have mindset issues”
You’re NOT the main character
Grow up, be mature, and start blaming the to’s.
Vali B) retweeted
Elite smash is a fascinating place. I wish to study these players in a manner similar to a collection of bugs I found under a rock.
I don’t like talking about political topics but it’s genuinely insane we share a country with people who have this level of delusion, and they’re allowed to spew any kind of hate or disinformation on the basis of “protecting children”
Vali B) retweeted
Taking psychedelic drugs and going to the Australian theme park where they do the dance sequence from Austin Powers every single day . Getting asked to leave because my crying is so loud
Vali B) retweeted
More like saw your stupid face staring at me like a goofy idiot so you can make a stupid tweet
bruh he heard me open a bag of chips 😭
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The player responded that he noticed the poster staring at him to take the photo, not from hearing chips. x.com/MVD731/status/…
