Multi faceted, Multi talented | Mtumbuka | Guided by my Ancestors | Afrophile | E = mc^2 | Computer Science
Malawi
Joined May 2019
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Daniel Creflo retweeted
Some people get blocked by a stranger on X and start grieving like they’ve just lost a 10-year relationship. 😂 Bro, you’ve never even met in person! 🤣🤣
Daniel Creflo retweeted
Unakanika kumupasa jasamah 1million, umat umpase 100k koma anyamule cheque cha 1 million.... Zoba iwe 💔
Daniel Creflo retweeted
Avoid getting into a serious relationship with a woman you cannot lead, teach, or correct. Love and attraction are not enough to sustain a marriage. You need a woman who can listen without feeling inferior, accept correction without feeling attacked, and disagree without turning everything into a competition.
A 🧵 >>>
Daniel Creflo retweeted
Malawi's Temwa Chaŵinga becomes the first African woman to reach the Top Ten of the Ballon d'Or Rankings.
She was the Top Scorer at the WAFCON.
She emerged as the MVP in the National Women's Soccer League in USA in 2024 and 2025.
She won the NWSL Golden Boot in 2024 and 2025.
Daniel Creflo retweeted
That tweet about Zimbabweans infesting Lusaka legit disgusted me, why can I only report a tweet once? I pray our brothers and sisters don't think we share that idiot's views as Zambians. Pathetic.
Daniel Creflo retweeted
Copying South African and right wing racist language to describe Zimbabweans while Zimbabwe has almost 15 % of its population as Zambians and Malawians, many of whom are in Police, Army, Intelligence, government and nobody talks about it or cares is very reckless.
Zimbabwe has a Malawian language, Chewa as one of its official languages. We have a radio station run by ZBC so that people of Malawian and Zambian ancestry can hear programmes in their languages. That's how accommodating we are.
We have foreign surnames like
Musonda,
Phiri,
Banda
Nyirenda
Mulembasonja
Kachepansonga
Ngarande (Ngalande) in government and without discrimination.
Many of these people have since Shonarized their surnames and many Zimbabweans don't know the names are foreign and don't care anyway. And this is the gratitude we get?
Daniel Creflo retweeted
I’m a follower of Christ, I believe in salvation and I believe in God but I don’t believe in rapture or a lake of fire that’ll be burning people for eternity. I just don’t and idrc what y’all say but there’s nothing like that. Nope!!
Daniel Creflo retweeted
At the rate y'all ladies are begging, you could as well just name your prices, a nigga should see the quotation upfront.
Daniel Creflo retweeted
I don't think the first part is necessary, we can just drill the lake. There's absolutely no reason for us to sodomise fish
