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good mornin
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don’t forget to smile
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BREAKING: guy who ran on standing for nothing stands for nothing
Xavier Becerra to the CA Capitol Press Corps: "Don't play this game of asking me to commit because I didn't get elected doing that."
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nvm they unfollowed and didn’t remove me. that’s literally the worst thing u could do and im not a fan so nvm. no longer oomf
new oomf that's literally so beautiful and gorgeous it makes me wanna kill myself like im sean kingston
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wow that’s really cool that he was able to stand his ground against such a big compan- oh… :| nvm…
Nissan sued a computer repairman for $10,000,000 to take the Nissan․com domain. His legal last name was Uzi Nissan. He refused to fold, spent $3,000,000 fighting them in federal court for 8 years, and won. This is the story of Uzi Nissan and why a $20B car giant still can't use Nissan․com. 1980-1994 - Uzi Nissan emigrates from Israel to Raleigh, North Carolina - opens a small auto repair shop in 1980 using his family surname - launches Nissan Computer Corporation on May 14, 1991 selling PCs and servers - registers Nissan․com on June 4, 1994 for $70 while the automaker barely touches the web December 10, 1999 - Nissan Motor Co. realizes a North Carolina PC shop owns their exact domain - instead of paying his asking price, the automaker files a $10,000,000 federal lawsuit for cybersquatting - Uzi refuses to back down and turns the homepage of Nissan․com into a public archive of their legal threats 1999-2007 - the court battle drags on for 8 years across district court, the Ninth Circuit, and a Supreme Court petition - Uzi spends over $3,000,000 in legal fees and takes out two mortgages on his home - federal judges rule a corporation can't strip a man of a domain built on his own birth name July 2020 - Today - Uzi Nissan passes away from COVID-19 in July 2020 at age 68 - when thieves hijack the domain after his death, a federal judge orders Nissan․com returned to his family estate in April 2024 To this day, Nissan Motors is forced to use NissanUSA․com. If you type Nissan․com into your browser right now, you still don't get a car dealership. You get a memorial to the computer repairman who beat a multinational giant over his own last name.
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think the biggest takeaway from elections is that the electability argument is finally dead lol
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new oomf that's literally so beautiful and gorgeous it makes me wanna kill myself like im sean kingston
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well good morning to u as well 😁
good morning to men who TRULY love bellies only
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this wednesday ass wednesday
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fartin it up at work rn craaaazy
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anyone want me?
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another day with no one to hold it while i pee 😔
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they’re sayin 5’3 is the new 6’3 👀
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over half of this country can’t even read beyond a 6th grade level(11-12 years old btw) so people genuinely not comprehending what they’re reading has gotten be a big reason why they so often vote against their own interests
Can we talk about how wording on the ballots isn’t digestible for the avg voter ? I don’t even care to be called stupid but I definitely reread multiple times 😭
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BREAKING: Due to Blexas, No Nut November is CANCELED
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WE FINNA CELEBRATE!!! FUCK IT EVERYONE GET NAKED LETS SEE WHO PUSSY THE BEST!!!
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STAY IN LINE
Hasan Piker said he will show his meat on the timeline if Democrats manage to get 56 Senate seats tonight. 👀
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why would u go to an underwear modeling job w a bush if u aren’t brave enough to rock the bush at the underwear modeling job??
shaved off my bush in the set bathroom at an underwear modeling job yesterday and when i went to flush the toilet was clogged
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