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today marks the first charity livestream that @lovdays_ and i will be doing every thursday! we’re kicking things off tonight at 6:30c raising money for Trans Equality. come hang out, help a great cause, and maybe even make us play a minecraft horror mod? links below!🔗
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i lied, there’s no sex. now sit down, we’re doing all fetch quests in the hinterlands
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anders dragon age i need you to visit EA studio rn
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I LOVE CLOUD GAMING PLEASE BUY BIOWARE @XBOX I ALSO HATE DISCS PLEASE BUY BIOWARE @PlayStation I LOVE TURN BASED COMBAT PLEASE BUY BIOWARE @larianstudios I ACTUALLY JUST LOVE YOU WITHOUT MAKING LIES UP PLEASE BUY BIOWARE @CDPROJEKTRED NOT YOU @Ubisoft
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i wish all EA execs a very die
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“go to hell” is basic. “i hope you get into bioware rpgs super late, EA gets sold to saudi arabia less than a year later, and then bioware is shut down completely and mass effect 5 is canceled" is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying. it's happened to me.
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mais uma semana de trabalho
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do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die
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“if you crave soda your body really needs hydration.” actually if i crave soda it’s because dr pepper makes my brain go “wheeeee!”
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i have a cat now. this is bishop.
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Most tuckered out guy award
This Samoyed is so sleepy it can barely keep its eyes open, but still gets up to drink some water
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dragon age origins
which game do you think will be Game of the Year 2026??
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People will do literal crack cocaine but God forbid I listen to Taylor Swift
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daisy buchanan: aw fuck i accidentally killed my husband’s mistress. Well it’s a good thing that the only witness was the man who’s been all-consumingly obsessed with me for both of our adult lives doctor t.j. eckleburg:
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This man is alive and well in Macon, Georgia
Reconstruction of an Anglo-Saxon from the 400s↓ (He was found in Sussex, near Brighton.) What do you think he’d think of England today?
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i don’t make the canon my ocs tell me their stories themselves when they’re ready
"i headcanon my oc as-" MF YOU MADE THE BURGER
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Bob Harris saw a near perfect character that embodied compassion, hope, and perservance all while being a fun and playful source of humor with deeply compelling personal struggles, and decided to erase all of that and whitewash his origin to make him a one-note evangelical bum.
name a 10/10 character that was ruined by the writers
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#xmen 나이트 크롤러랑 엔젤
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