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Wrote about a Top 1 sporting event I’ve ever attended… seeing Messi (mostly do nothing, then briefly threaten to do something) in person, Spain’s metronomes metronoming, and other stray thoughts from “New York New Jersey Stadium”
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"Don't become my brother, who's a golfer, that stands over the ball for 80 seconds before putting. You're not very good anyways. F--- it. Let it rip."
Todd Monken on NFL kickers was hilarious. 😂
The “statistics” will say they exist, but in my lifetime I do not remember a single weekend where Arsenal weren’t protecting a one goal lead on 77 minutes
Can’t imagine being another movie soundtrack having to face Drive’s frontline of Under Your Spell - Desire, A Real Hero - College/Electric Youth and Nightcall - Kavinsky.
Have seen two films at the cinema this week, Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie and Resident Evil - both great.
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Not proud, but I once got creative and registered a team of 20-year-olds in a U10s tournament. Other coaches kept saying "you can't use them" and "they have beards" and "I think that's Myles Lewis-Skelly." But whatever happened behind the scenes, the game is won on the pitch.
To the Citeh fans at the Etihad who threatened to kick my head in after I celebrated Havertz’s goal in front of them last April: how u like me now?
Always get jarringly little response when I make Prison Break Season 1 references on television.
But I will not be deterred. The fight goes on, I will continue carrying the torch.
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We have voicemails from Jets, Colts, Bears, Falcons, Ole Miss, NC State and of course Browns fans. And a message that apparently is coming to us from a bathroom at a wedding.
Fanta in 60. Live at 6 ET on NBCSN, Peacock and YouTube.
Watch: youtube.com/live/P2tmHZ4W3eg…
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Thank you @KirkHerbstreit.
Thank you @BarstoolGruden.
Thank you @croucherJD.
Thank you everybody for a great Monday. Fanta in 60 is archived in case you missed it: youtube.com/live/kc7y0-Qi-b4…
Tune in to see Coach Gruden dissect the Giants’ big win, Green Bay’s issues, and my accent.
Very disappointing from @netflix. This has gotta be in Celsius aka God’s Measurement
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HOZ IS IN THE HOUSE TALKING ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️
About to talk some ball with my dude @John_Fanta with the premiere of @NBCSports Fanta in 60!
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Very good doc, well worth watching.
Nothing is eternal.
A Beautiful Obsession - a four-part docuseries on Pep Guardiola's captivating final chapters at City - streaming now exclusively in the U.S. on @peacock 📺
Coming soon to @PrimeVideo 🔜
To commemorate the start of the Premier League season, my impartial top 8 moments of last season:
1. Rodri’s tears at Bournemouth
2. “After review, West Ham number 19…”
3. Dowman
4. Trossard
5. Eze’s curler v Newcastle
6. Guehi’s back pass at Everton
7. “I’m on Fire”
8. Kroupi














