courtney

I have a lot of great things going for me like my career and hobbies and friendships and health and and and other lies I tell myself to feel better

listening to TTPD and walking on the stairmaster. maybe I should just call that hotline

pray for your lawyer friends in Q4 getting asked questions like “how do we execute a contract” ok. so there’s this thing called a pen. and we use it to sign paper.

we have less than 1 month to get this together. lock in

when I’m president I’m sending people who cold call you on teams straight to prison

Good morning. Me not having a baby is definitely a crime against humanity. I need 6 of those. Stat.

listening to Gracie Abrams at 7 am. Not even trying to have a good day today.

looking for someone to have shut up and read time with. forever

let’s all get more romantic right now

sundays are all for saying things like “gosh I wish I had a husband!!!” every time I just Don’t Want to do something

whenever a beautiful woman compliments me I want to kiss her on the mouth respectfully

kiss me thru the phone… most romantic song of our generation