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It's an honor to launch D_D Cloud today -- a truly special occasion for myself, @futexlabs, @developer_dao, and the amazing contributors who helped me along the way. We will not just be the backbone of web3 infra, but the internet as a whole ❤️🔥
☁️ The Developer DAO Cloud platform is live!
👏Huge congratulations to @crypdoughdoteth & @futexlabs on the launch
If you're someone who likes your RPC's fast + cheap, you need to take D_D cloud for a spin today
⚡Just sign up, swap your RPC url and go
devdao.to/dd-cloud
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Awesome to finally celebrate Doge Day with @ownthedoge !!
Many doggos, such fun - thank you!!
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Come hang out at @EFDevcon with us and @futexlabs
👉 Join us during Devcon 8 Mumbai for our classic Developer DAO meetup in conjunction with @joinwebzero. Hang out with your favorite community members, enjoy drinks and snacks, and learn something new from our featured technical talk!
📋 RSVP Today
luma.com/developer-7uu0
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The next @developer_dao meetup is on the second night of Devcon 8, don't miss it! There will be drinks, devs, and elite ball knowledge 🇮🇳
Are you heading to @EFDevcon?
👉 Join us during Devcon 8 Mumbai for our classic Developer DAO meetup in conjunction with @joinwebzero. Hang out with your favorite community members, enjoy drinks and snacks, and learn something new from our featured technical talk!
📋 RSVP Today
luma.com/developer-7uu0
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Are you heading to @EFDevcon?
👉 Join us during Devcon 8 Mumbai for our classic Developer DAO meetup in conjunction with @joinwebzero. Hang out with your favorite community members, enjoy drinks and snacks, and learn something new from our featured technical talk!
📋 RSVP Today
luma.com/developer-7uu0
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Forever Wrapper now supports every @foundation 1/1 artist collection.
300,000+ NFTs across 65,000 collections, an era where thousands of creators thrived. Don’t lose their art to IPFS rot.
Art should outlive its platform.
Check your wallet today 👉 forever.kusari.org
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Forever Wrapper is live.
Before @foundation stops pinning their IPFS, preserve your NFTs on @ArweaveEco, wrapped around the original NFT.
Available now, starting with the original Foundation Shared collection.
forever.kusari.org
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I still can't get over the complete lack of impact agentic coding has had on software from a user's perspective.
Our industry looks faintly ridiculous for waxing lyrical about the "agentic era" when it's had zero observable impact to the end user.
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Come get entangled with us in Seoul 🦋
We're hosting a side event for @kbwofficial on September 30, with our friends at @joinwebzero.
Space is limited, so RSVP soon:
luma.com/ut4s2v7m
1/ The marketing was cringe and fraud is bad; I think you’d be hard pressed to find someone who disagrees, myself included. Nonetheless it’s not endearing to sling mud at others in your profession or to endorse others doing it on your timeline.
3/ It’s completely fine if you aren’t interested in any of this stuff; however, using your platform and reach to reduce the hard work of researchers and software engineers to the individuals committing fraud or originating bad marketing is quite horrible.
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👉 We’re back with another great piece of open source software.
@futexlabs released a banger open source library that deserves a place in the Rust standard library: a lazily initialized array! The idea is simple: the buffer is allocated up front on the stack, but its memory is not initialized on creation.
There’s three huge benefits to this implementation on the surface: resource management is simplified in the absence of a heap allocation, everything has a limit; declaring them up front forces you to think about them concretely, and highly predictable performance characteristics. FxArray features ergonomic APIs for manipulating the data structure, does not have any required dependencies, and supports no_std out of the box. Developers may however opt into the “serde” feature flag for serialization and deserialization support. This library is inspired by Tiger Style, the engineering methodology created by the great folks at @TigerBeetleDB.
Check it out on Github & Crates io
github.com/Futex-Labs/Lazy-A…
crates.io/crates/fx_array
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In terms of “gimmicky programming conference stuff”, the Java Ring might be the coolest.
You’d get your ring, write down your coffee preferences, and then use it to authenticate for free “Java” at JavaOne 1998.
Of course, it’s got a little microprocessor running the JVM with a whopping 6KB of NVRAM. At the time, they claimed(?) that the “conference was the computer”, because 14,000 people were wearing the rings.
As far as I can tell, no one used any sort of…real P2P processing. Regardless, their marketing called it a parallel computer.
Funnily enough, ~30 years later the dream *might* live on. Someone named yamad has done a great job reverse engineering the Java Ring, keeping track on their blog. Replacing a dead, sealed battery was difficult, but from what I can tell they managed to execute+write new programs to the device running on the original JVM!
I’m really, really tempted to get some JavaRings now just to see if I could do *any* p2p stuff…
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🎙️ "I mean the main pitch is we're dirt cheap."
According to @crypdoughdoteth, D_D Cloud's elevator pitch starts with the pain every builder feels: infrastructure gets expensive fast
Hear why Crypdough thinks cheaper RPC access matters in this DevNTell clip, where we discuss D_D Cloud pricing, free plans, and infrastructure ☁️
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Missed out on the @joinwebzero x Developer DAO event in Berlin?
Here's a photo dump to help fuel your FOMO to join us IRL next time 😎
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If topics like high-performance RPC infrastructure, building in Rust, and dApp development get you excited, have we got a DevNTell episode for you!
EP. 225 - Exploring High Performance Cloud Infrastructure with @developer_dao Cloud
In this episode of DevNTell, we welcome back @crypdoughdoteth, the Founder of D_D Cloud. We discuss D_D Cloud's mission to provide high-performance cloud infrastructure built in Rust for lightning-fast RPC access to your favorite chains.
0:00 Intro
00:37 Meet Crypdough.eth, Founder of @futexlabs
01:57 Wrestling Medals Story
03:29 Dev Tooling Pain Points
05:07 Why D_D Cloud Exists
06:38 What is D_D Cloud
09:21 Stability Fixes Open Source
11:32 CLI Walkthrough
18:12 Secrets Manager Integration
20:10 Rust Quickstart Demo
24:34 Pricing Breakdown
26:57 Docs And New Endpoints
28:37 Token Balances Endpoint
32:41 Roadmap Subscriptions Runtime
35:42 How To Get Early Access
37:36 Founder Advice
39:18 Outro