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“What do you prefer when it comes to length and size?”
Bunny Madison breaks down her preferences on length, explaining why longer is great for different positions and getting the right camera angles:
Kevin: “Do length and girth matter for different things?”
Bunny Madison: “Length and girth... all great for different things. I like different sizes for different things... It depends on what you want to order off the menu that night. If I'm feeling... yeah.”
Kevin: “Is it like certain positions that you want length and like other times... What reasons would you want first?”
Bunny Madison: “I don't know. I just like it. It feels good... Certain positions need some length for filming. Length is great because you have to get certain angles and sometimes you aren't fully penetrating to really get the angles, so you need a nice long one.”
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Violet Myers literally ran an open contest to find an adult fan who had never felt the touch of a woman just to take his virginity on camera, and it completely altered his timeline:
"Let's do something different... let's find a virgin."
"The only contact he had with a girl was a conversation..."
"He's never even hugged a girl."
"I gave him a blowjob and I was like, let's do missionary and doggy..."
"let's figure out what you like more."
"I was actually TEACHING him how to fuck too."
"I was like, look at my titties... grab my tits!"
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Dakota Johnson says she’s “Always Psyched Up” for sex 😭
Interviewer: “When you have to do sex scenes, how do you psych yourself up for that?”
Dakota Johnson: “I don’t have to. I’m always psyched up for sex.”
Dakota Johnson: “Let’s go to Poundtown.” 💀
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Angela White: “I like the pheromones… I like to smell a human. I don’t want to smell a baby wipe.” 👀
Angela White sparks a debate on Plug Talk about hygiene and natural body scent during intimacy, explaining why she prefers a more natural smell over the scent of hygiene products. 🗣️
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Real Talk: If you want to be a streamer or content creator, you have to have HELLA thick skin.
You will never please everyone and people will disparage your looks, call you names and slurs based on your race or identity, say anything to demean you and prey on your biggest insecurities, and ultimately do everything they can to try and demean you thanks to the safety of anonymity of the internet.
It isn't right in the least but if you cannot handle this and process the above in a healthy manner, this industry is not for you.
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Adult film star Mia Malkova was asked what percentage of regular men are actually good in bed. Her answer is going viral:
Adam: "What percentage of guys are serving solid [performance]?"
Mia: "Maybe 5 percent. Five."
Adam: "You think it's that bad?"
Mia: "I do. They need to teach this in schools because guys need to learn how to treat girls better."
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Adriana Chechik says a lot of girls do gangbangs and DPs, then get depressed the next day because of the dopamine crash.
“A lot of girls do like gangbangs, DPs, crazy scenes, right?”
“And they do these crazy scenes and then after you get home you calm down the next day you have depression.”
“You’re like, oh my god. I just did the DP.”
“There’s no scientific studies showing how sex workers reach a high influx of dopamine into their brain.”
“And there’s no research to show how the come down affects them.”
Abella Danger admits she had a problem with developing feelings for her male co-stars after having s6x with them when she first entered the p0rn industry. 💀
She explains that she would sometimes develop little crushes on the guys after being intimate with them, especially because some of them were so good in bed that she considered them “s6x gods.”
But she eventually realized they weren't interested in dating her. They were just trying to give her a good s6xual experience, and she says those crushes didn't last very long once she understood that
Abella Danger says men who last too long in bed are a turn-off, and she prefers guys who c6m quickly, saying 8–10 minutes should be enough 😭
She says anything longer than that is unnecessary, even though some of her scenes last 25–30 minutes.
Abella recalls returning to work after taking 3–4 months off and realizing she'd lost all her endurance. During a 25–30 minute scene, she was so exhausted that she had to stop to drink water. She was completely winded and couldn't believe how quickly she'd run out of stamina.
She also says that unless you're shit-faced drunk or it's been a long night, nobody really wants to be having s6x for that long. 💀
👀 KASANE TETO COULD BE COMING TO FORTNITE! 🔥
The Treasure Chest music teasers may be hinting at what's coming next! 🎶
Today: Lil Uzi Vert
Tomorrow: Kasane Teto — “Birdbrain” & Hatsune Miku — “Miku”
Could this mean Kasane Teto is finally coming to
Fortnite? 👀
#Fortnite
KASANE TETO COULD FINALLY COME TO FORTNITE
Today the Treasure Chest started playing A$AP Rocky (Riot), then his ICON Skin was announced.. Tomorrow it'll play Lil Uzi Vert, and the next day (Oct 23) it'll play Kasane Teto (Birdbrain) & Hatsune Miku (Miku)
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A big step forward, but no, you won’t see a bunch of pirated games or emulators yet. This is only a software based hack, not a kernel one. It may help lead to a kernel hack… or it will be a dead end. Either way, it’s progress, but no need to worry for years yet if seeing what we saw happening on Switch.
i jailbroke the nintendo switch 2
so i modded cinnamoroll, peter griffin, hatsune miku, and more into Mario Kart World, a switch 2 exclusive
now watch my friends and i get cooked by bots
learn more and get the exploit pepsipu.com/blog/2026-10-swi…
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Apple Reveals More Than 50 Apps That Will Be Updated for iPhone Duo macrumors.com/2026/10/22/app…
Apple reportedly boosts iPhone Duo orders by more than 40% given strong demand 9to5mac.com/2026/10/22/apple… by @benlovejoy
'Sony reportedly exits UHD Blu-ray player market' flatpanelshd.com/news.php?su…
'Sony Japan has discontinued its last remaining UHD Blu-ray player, UBP-X700/K, seemingly marking the company's exit.
The news comes via Japanese blog Kunkoku, which happens to also be a Sony retailer. Sales are officially ending in Japan today, October 22.'
Apple says developers are showing 'incredible' support for the iPhone Duo 9to5mac.com/2026/10/22/apple… by @benlovejoy
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Supply chain sources said Foxconn and component manufacturers had received instructions reflecting a roughly 44% increase in iPhone Duo orders, from 9.7 million to 14 million devices over 12 months. Samsung has shipped roughly 15 to 20 million Galaxy Z Fold units from 2019 to date. It’s funny how Apple might surpass all of that in just about a year.






























