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slime ally🫟

@cryptipurple

i'm in my 30s. my name is ally but i also go by dot or lion. i have no interest in being normal. they/them 💙💖💛♌️

 canada
Joined February 2010
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had to rewind so my bf would see the “i’m glad i met you” part!!! PLEASE THEY’RE BEING CUTE
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pls bf… killua’s little gay heart
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puddinglovely@puddinglovelyy19h
Tyranitar is feeling bonita :3
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Amanda Killian@eroscestlavie_xOct 28
we signed our dog up for a “Halloween photo and treat experience” and got texted this I can’t even deal with him 😭 🧡 🐶 👻
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my hot flashes keep getting worse, gotta git my ass to the hôpital
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really i just need to fast and get bloodwork done but that’s like. That’s the worst
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ro@TERRYT0WNNov 2
my coworkers are saying passive aggressive comments about me taking two weeks off and i don’t give a fuck
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNNov 2
Job postings are always like, “Do you want a dynamic workplace with constant challenges that push you to your limit?” What?? NO. What the hell are you talking about?
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BIGGEST MEL@smart_eye2Nov 2
"It costs nothing to be kind" is such a dirty lie. It's actually so expensive to be kind.Being a bitch and asshole is what costs nothing.
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Crypto Tea
@CryptoteaNov 2
The minimum wage today would have to be $53/hour to match the buying power the boomers had in the 1970's
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Pan@pangrey12323h
Sometimes the hardest part of job hunting isn't finding vacancies. It's convincing yourself to apply again after weeks of silence
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my hometown is so close to michigan my bf accused me of being midwestern despite being Canadian
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i think you’ll find that relatively we are east,
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huh. apparently not. OPE I’M FROM THE MIDWEST
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liv 💫 | #SellTheTeam@ztterbrgNov 2
too much attention on my beautiful country of michigan everyone stop looking at us
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Luka@Lukatig2522h
🕶️＜行くぞ、お前ら 出勤師弟rkgk 手癖強め
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Haus of Decline@hausofdeclineNov 2
A man in a bathroom happily sing "I'm washing my pe-e-nis up in the sink 'cause I masturbated secretly while my roommate's away" to the tune of Debussy's Clair de Lune." The tune drifts into the ear of a grizzled passer-by who sheds a tear. The passer-by says to himself "this is the most beautiful melody I've ever heard." He tosses his AK-47 to the ground and says "I don't wanna do this mass shooting no more."

ALT A man in a bathroom happily sing "I'm washing my pe-e-nis up in the sink 'cause I masturbated secretly while my roommate's away" to the tune of Debussy's Clair de Lune." The tune drifts into the ear of a grizzled passer-by who sheds a tear. The passer-by says to himself "this is the most beautiful melody I've ever heard." He tosses his AK-47 to the ground and says "I don't wanna do this mass shooting no more."

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ProtoMekka@ProtodedesterNov 1
What if Thugnificent was a moe anime girl
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Drawing something so stupid that if you can predict what I'm drawing I'll give you 5 dollars
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@UnityNewsNetOct 31
Sacha Baron Cohen personally invested $3 million of his own money into the new Ali G film. The film is rumored to have cost over $160 million to make, with 54 credited producers, including 13 executive producers. It has since been pulled from theatres and total box office gross to date is around $3 million. It is on track to be the biggest box-office flop in history.
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gyaru hannibal #gyarutwt #ギャル
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