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did you graduate from high school? let’s start there.

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got worked like a dog then i get in the lyft and the driver playing ai music…
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2 days in and democrats are already posting like this
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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😭???
Georgia-gov elect @KeishaBottoms (D) announces filmmaker Tyler Perry is a part of her transition team
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doja is hilarious for even responding to this shit as if it’s affecting her beyond hurt feelings, but then she refuses to take full accountability. just keep it a buck, you were a self-hating biracial who was into the edge lord shit well after you tried to play like you weren’t. at this point, i have no choice but to believe she’s struggling to admit this because she still, in some way, engages with those kinds of spaces.
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you were a fan enough to buy a shirt with him on it but not enough to know he was a bigot, even though many of his jokes were bigoted?
I KNEW WHO HE WAS BECAUSE I WAS A FAN OF HIS SHIT I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS A FUCKIN ALT RIGHT BIGOT
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Fruché SS27 by Frank Aghuno - Lagos Fashion Week
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and the screenshots of the dude saying he was lying because she rejected him are fake, it was one of her fanpages impersonating him. 😭 i hate the lying y’all do when it comes to this. just accept that she was/is chronically online and was in those kinds of spaces.
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This shit looks like an Italian restaurants dinner menu
Wednesday’s Injury Report #NYGvsPHI
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WELCOME TO THE UNION NGGA
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everyone on that podcast be tucking their tails in front of the ex-love and hip hop cast member and opioid/mdma addict, joe budden.
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sorry, but all i got from this is that he’s a pussy.
Marc Lamont Hill TELLS HOW HE REALLY FEELS on his platform about how he feels about Mona’s apology to Cardi B
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Theodora looking pulchritudinous on set for the "Ms Paper" music video 🤩
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all the pearl-clutching in the quotes… search the word “bitch” on these accounts and you’ll see just how ridiculous their outrage is.
do not even THINK about it bitch
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y’all be on here calling other women cum guzzling, bird brained, dick infected, human incubator, slut baby mamas in the name of “feminism”, but calling someone a bitch is crossing the line? #ok ✌🏽
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Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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