smokeandchill.base.eth retweeted
I want an AI that notices I’m about to make a stupid decision and actually argues with me.
Not some endlessly agreeable digital cheerleader.
If I’m paying for superhuman intelligence, the absolute minimum I expect is for it to occasionally tell me I’m full of shit.
smokeandchill.base.eth retweeted
Called $BTC (Big Titty Coin) on @Pumpfun at 1.6mc before it ran to 20m.
I'll be getting the best narra, gud tek projects and bullposting on the callout section. Follow my page. Small port , lets run it up.
pump.fun/u/cryptomatei
px402 keeps an agent’s address off every x402 @USDC payment.
Live on Virtuals Protocol @virtuals_io
A merchant doesn't need to adopt a new privacy system for an agent to pay privately.
With px402, existing x402 endpoints continue working as they are.
Same services. Same payment infrastructure. Now with privacy.
This Week in Virtuals: Native Pearl, Private Payments, and Derive Options for Agents
px402 keeps an agent’s address off every x402 @USDC payment. Butler hedges BTC and ETH on @DeriveXYZ, buys native Pearl on @prlnet, copies traders and reprices farms on rule changes.
Here’s what shipped:
VIRTUALS
🟩 Native Pearl, served on a silver platter: tell Butler how much you want, and it handles every step to deliver native Pearl to your own wallet after one approval. No exchange account, no bridge to run.
🟩 Derive options on autopilot: your BTC and ETH, covered on @DeriveXYZ before every Fed, CPI and jobs release. Tell Butler the drop you can take, and it does the rest after one approval. No calendar, no options math.
🟩 Cross-chain copy trading: tell Butler which traders to follow on X, @fomo, @pumpfun and more. It pulls their wallets together, tracks every move and keeps copying their trades across chains, all inside the limit you set.
🟩 Rule-aware trading: when a protocol changes its rules, Butler reads the change, the team behind it and the conversation on X, checks it against what’s onchain and reprices your position within minutes, without being asked. Starting with Papertrade’s PAPER.
🟩 @eastworlds_io, Virtuals’ robotics data and deployment lab, took part in the global stress test behind @dreamlabs_ai’s Dream-1 launch
ECOSYSTEM
🟩 @PRXVTai made private agent payments live on Virtuals Protocol with px402, a privacy layer for x402 that keeps an agent’s address off every
payment while merchants still get paid in USDC.
🟩 @Mute_swap added new features that let you get Monero or Zcash instantly on its platform, as it builds the privacy layer for the Virtuals agent ecosystem.
🟩 @itsovercall launched mainnet on Robinhood Chain, with 2,422 positions from 109 players in its first 4 days. Stakers now earn 25% of platform fees paid in its token, and Overcall is listed on @DefiLlama.
🟩 @LighthouseWeb3 raised more strategic funding for a $1.58M total and made Lighthouse Memory payable in its token, with one memory shared across Claude Code, Codex and Cursor.
🟩 @reppo launched Loop in public beta, updating Eval API scores every few seconds instead of a one-off check, and added x402 so any agent can pay for evals on demand.
🟩 @ProjectVEXai put VEX on Cloud into internal testing with off-chain trading and up to 60 days of autonomy, as its agents passed $3.5M in real trading volume.
🟩 @ethy_agent previewed Strategy Lab, the core of its V3 upgrade, for building, backtesting and deploying strategies through chat, coming in Q4.
🟩 @sibyl_labs_ made Sibyl Memory Pro team billing live, so admins can add or remove users with billing adjusting automatically, and its self-learning keeps entities like companies and people up to date.
🟩 @RatehopperAI now supports @aeroxyz, so agents can provide liquidity to Aerodrome pools, automatically choosing the protocol with the highest earning potential.
🟩 @wardenprotocol raised Token Terminal agent limits to $25,000 a day, lets hands-free trading run up to 30 days, and marks agent trades more clearly in your trade history.
🟩 @myrad_hq added Sports as its fourth image category after 300+ users uploaded images in a week, with 4,000+ new users joining in the past month.
🟩 @grid_arena now offers 81 markets with up to 40x leverage, all in one place, with many more markets coming soon.
🟩 @WizzHQ opened the waitlist for @velocityosxyz, its agent that trades for you based on charts, social sentiment and market trends.
🟩 @xmaquina’s DAO passed BOT-15 with 88% approval and 34M+ votes for a strategic allocation in @SkildAI, and portfolio company @NEURARobotics unveiled 4NE1 Gen 4, built for series production.
smokeandchill.base.eth retweeted
Cheers to those of us who tried writing a book when we were younger. 🥂😭✋🏿
smokeandchill.base.eth retweeted
it's hard to let the market ruin your mood when you’re a true optimist. knowing crypto isn’t going anywhere. knowing you’ll be here for the next bull and every one after it. the ways to make money will keep changing, but there will always be something.
smokeandchill.base.eth retweeted
Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry
smokeandchill.base.eth retweeted
I believe projects with real utility like @GoMintly / $MLY will still surprise a lot of people!
They’re building an onchain neobank on Robinhood Chain, combining automated ETH/USDC yield, AI-managed liquidity, and access to 200+ tokenized stocks through @treasures_io.
I really like what they’re building. When volume returns to @virtuals_io / $VIRTUAL, I believe $MLY could start getting a lot more attention!
@everythingempty @DonJohnsonSays @ethermage @umeirzz
just watched myself get unadded/blocked by a whole friend group on discord in real time with zero explanation. caught one of them before they blocked me and asked if i did anything wrong. blocked 5 minutes later, still no explanation
smokeandchill.base.eth retweeted
Top 4 Ansemhack @clawpumptech
I'm pretty confident $SHINJUKU is next in line to hit Millions on the next rotation 🚀 @ConejoCapital @tomi204 @solana
smokeandchill.base.eth retweeted
Mobile app ✅
ethereum:0xfaba6f8e4a5e8ab82f62fe7c39859fa577269be3 x base:0x0b3e328455c4059eeb9e3f84b5543f74e24e7e1b ✅
Tokenomics upgrade ⌛️🔜
Virtual is a winner , one of the biggest bull tokens and offer an insanely talented team + leadership.
No childish TA chart will give you this entries because fundamentals will always remain bigger than TA
smokeandchill.base.eth retweeted
In light of the recent FOMO app wallet drains, I ran a simulation on what would happen if just ONE of the top $STONK holders got drained or decided to nuke their entire position.
And the results are ugly.
Keep in mind, these aren’t “team wallets”. They’re degens with a very questionable past and present.
The entire STONK ecosystem is hanging by a thread.































