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Artist, Middle Curve Retired, Professional Rekt Trader, Master of Sidelined, Liquidated most of the time. Janitor @OrdinalSeiyans

Silicon Valley
Joined May 2021
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cz hacking his own exchange to stop the hyperliquid pump
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1/ How I infiltrated a Chinese organized crime syndicate that has laundered $1B+ across multiple exploits for Lazarus Group. Posing as a client, I gathered intel that helped action freezes for the Feb 2025 Bybit exploit and attribute illicit activity onchain.
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Risk management is for losers What are you even managing You’re poor and life will be over in a flash Gorilla big dick moves needed All in
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*insert peter im getting married spiderman meme*
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You don't actually want job. Nobody dreams of labor. What you want is money. And even money is not what you want. You want the things you can buy with money. But what if you could get the things you want without any money? Anyways, have you heard about robbery?
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stu(dies), stu(died), stu(dying). smo(king), drin(king)
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some niggas have zero desires to be seen. they just wanna make millions.
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some dude posted website to see if your seedphrase is safe… and people are actually clicking the link genuinely an iq test
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in other news
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Strategy has increased its USD Reserve by $450 million. As of 7/12/2026, we hodl ₿843,775 in our BTC Reserves and $3.0 billion in our USD Reserves. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy-…
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JUST IN: 11,111 people are using @dreamcash
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i should've locked in when i was thirteen
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vibe shift + tides turning + stars aligning + balls tingling + this time is different + supercycle (real) + beachball underwater + golden catchup trade + mental capitulation + what if we all made it + i hope i don't jinx it + manifesting ATHs please god please for the one time
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Dreamcash dashboard pretty damn good @Dreamcash
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also what's this?
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Dreamcash Merchandise🧢 There are three simple steps to qualify. 1. Follow @Dreamcash. 2. Like + repost this tweet. 3. Drop a comment why you like Dreamcash. Deadline: 2nd of June 2026 13:00 UTC. Winners will be selected randomly. (1/2)
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Prediction markets. Right at your fingertips. Coming soon to your Dreamcash app.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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