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If I recall correctly, I watched 41 seconds of the first episode, didn’t see anyone getting mad, said to myself, “now I’M the one who’s getting mad,” and turned it off in disgust. So thank you for this
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I wasn't wanking AT a funeral. I was wanking BESIDE a funeral.
Replying to @metpoliceuk @JamesCleverly
He urinated BESIDE the plaque. He did not urinate ON it. This is basic stuff.
Christopher Csixty retweeted
must be an incredibly bad time for the people who secretly live in a stranger’s walls – at Brooklyn, NY
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is it possible to swim in a natural body of water without writing an article about it
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My sister said Melania Trump always looks like she’s trying to read the chippie menu and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since
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When a guy who wants to build a bridge between Britain and Ireland calls a universal broadband scheme “crazed”, it is hard to know what his standards of “sanity” are.
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Philip Hammond, ex-Chancellor, seriously suggests in today’s Times that one reason the Prime Minister may want a hard Brexit is so that his backers in the City don’t lose billions — corruption on a scale I wouldn’t dare put in fiction
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Why the quote marks, @thetimes? It’s unlawful. Not ‘unlawful’. You need to edit your ‘newspaper’.
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If you want a laugh. The replies under this are priceless
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This is one of those distilled culture war moments isn't it. Anyone with civility thinks: No, you unspeakable buffoon. Anyone without thinks: Yeah, sticking it to the frogs.
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Christopher Csixty retweeted
the newest twitter rabbit hole i’ve fallen down is the fact that amazon makes some of its employees write tweets that are *not at all* suspicious
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I know we’re up to our nipples in killer Brexit analogies but for obvious reasons this one speaks to me.
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This is such brilliant interviewing.
I give to you our immensely talented Secretary of State for International Trade...#BorisShamblesCabinet
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