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Clint Ø

@cso2696

Reality was never for me

 St Petersburg, FL
Joined January 2012
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I’m loosing my southern accent rip :(
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Things I’ll miss about working remote: scream singing at 3pm just to make it till 5pm.
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Do you ever lay on the kitchen floor after a run then slip and fall on your sweat?
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I cannot wait to be on a plane again
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WFH Day 7285728472. I’m SCREAMING at my computer cause I’m too extroverted for this nonsense.
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If you go to grew up going to church, you know this song. If that isn’t your thing or your tradition, no worries, you can still bask in this (literally) timeless melody. Pro tip: I was feeling it on this pass and decided to just roll on into singing, so keep watching if you want.
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Day whatever of quarantine and I ironed my curtains.
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Clint Ø retweeted
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Away@away20 Mar 2020
Let's settle this. RT if you work from your desk. Like if you work from your couch.
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Is anyone so bored WFH that they’re actually getting work done?
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If you accidentally took a drink out of a Dr Pepper bottle filled with your dads dip in it as a kid you’re immune to the corona virus
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Should I foster a dog while I WFH???
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My company is officially making me WFH starting Monday and I immediately went to target and stocked up on mimosas.
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In 7th grade I was at a football game with my girlfriend and she asked to hold my hand. Immediately I went to my dad and asked for his permission. He said yes.
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LIVID because every time @lifeofcwilliams flies @AmericanAir he gets offered flight vouchers to take a later flight.
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How frugal am I? I just ran 11 miles (legs dead) yet still 1.5 miles from home and I refuse to pay $6 for an Uber.
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UnDo 512@undo5123 Jan 2020
i love being in my car the world cannot hurt me in my car
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Birmingham, Alabama in the winter😍 xitter.gq/VistaEarth/status/1142…
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Wait, am I at risk of being drafted?? Someone please educate me.
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my little sister burst into my room while i was still asleep and yelled "IS THE BOOTS WITH THE FUR SONG CALLED APPLE BOTTOM JEANS YES OR NO" and while i appreciate her coming to me for my expertise she could have waited until normal business hours
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