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❌Straight Edge. unhinged

Joined November 2019
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Coworker I was lowk talking shit behind his back offered me a ride home if i ever needed it
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.. il n'était pas à son poste. Le patron l'a appelé, furieux, pour savoir où il était. « Je suis en préavis, a répondu l'employé calmement. J'ai lu mon contrat : le préavis ne dit nulle part que je dois venir travailler. » Pendant deux semaines, il a continué à toucher son salaire sans mettre les pieds au bureau.
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He needed just one minute to score! 🤯 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐀
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President Trump just brought Dana White into the White House press briefing room to take questions from reporters 😭 "I've always wanted to do this. Who has the first question?"
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Posting ur chick brings more chicks actually cuz women hate each other
Men don’t post their girlfriends because they want other women to think they’re single….but that’s a conversation y’all aren’t ready for.😂
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Chicharito 😱😱😱😱⚽️
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Chicharito 😱😱😱😱⚽️
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Replying to @AllFutbolMX
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Replying to @TomiLahren
This is literally the most sane thing he’s said in years 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Replying to @TomiLahren
You conservatives just admitting it was just about you being racist all along lol
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wey. tu jugador metió gol y reaccionas así !?!?! xitter.gq/luvhormi/status/211952…
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It’s true. 😂 I have them saved in my phone just like this.
An incredibly confusing but apparently true fact is that James Talarico’s chief of staff is named Gina Hinojosa.
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Whether it’s sooner, or later, I’ll be back. Guaranteed. WWE is my home away from home. I still have more to do, and until I am unable, I will continue to keep doing it.
Dear Randy Orton, I’ve been with you since the beginning. Since that quiet, intense kid with the cold eyes walked out in 2002, already carrying the weight of a wrestling family on his shoulders. I watched you rise with Evolution, watched you become the youngest World Heavyweight Champion, watched you reinvent yourself over and over - the Career Ender, the calculating Viper, the broken man who still found a way to stand. Through battles that would have ended careers, through absences that left the product feeling emptier, through every reinvention… I stayed. Tonight at Crown Jewel, in a Last Man Standing match against Cody Rhodes, they finally put you down. You absorbed everything. And then Cody - the man who once looked up to you - stopped the count, stepped back, and punted you. The same move you once made infamous. The same move that defined the ruthlessness you taught a generation. I sat there watching the referee’s hand hit ten. Watching you stay down. It hurt more than it should have for “just wrestling.” Because it wasn’t just wrestling for those of us who grew up with you. You were the constant. The guy who could walk into any era, any style, any feud, and still feel the number 1 guy. You made us believe the RKO could come from anywhere. You made us believe longevity and intensity could coexist. You made the second, third, and fourth acts of a career look possible when so many peers faded. Seeing you lose that way - out and finished with your own signature - felt like watching the last true predator get taken down in the only arena that ever really mattered to us. I’m not writing this to pretend the match wasn’t hard-fought or that Cody didn’t earn the moment in the story they’re telling. I’m writing it because the emotion is real. Because after more than two decades of following every chapter, tonight felt heavier than most losses. It felt like a page turning on something permanent. You don’t owe us anything. You’ve already given more than almost anyone in this business ever has. But if you’re reading this - even for a second - know that the kid who started watching you in 2002 is still here. Still proud. Still loyal. Still believing the Viper has more venom left. Get up when you’re ready, Randy. We’ve waited before. We’ll wait again. Respect. Always. A fan since the beginning. #RandyOrton #WWECrownJewel
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The fact that he knew his girlfriend well enough to know that she would 100% volunteer
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Texas might never go back lol
Gina Hinojosa says she'll declare a cost of living emergency on day one and freeze electricity rates
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I’m shaking right now. I just got punched in the face checking out at the liquor store by an African Jew wearing a hoodie. The police aren’t helping at all. Please stay safe out there.
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you really spent 20 minutes clicking on a bunch of AI generated images of women that you find attractive and then gave them your email address? Are you fucking retarded
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Rey Mysterio asked his wife to be honest with the fans about how awful he was to her during her pregnancy with Aalyah. 📹Biography: WWE Legends | Season 2, Episode 8 xitter.gq/AlldivasAj/status/2080…
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Replying to @_RoxyRollins
“Nah don’t sugarcoat, I was the worst.” Ain’t no one that honest about themselves
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Why?? It's PEAK
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