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occasional book lover. this is not a democracy

Joined January 2019
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Watching the entire election map start turning blue county by county
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I would die for my country Atlanta, Georgia
JUST IN: Atlanta strip club Magic City announces election night watch party — "From the Polls to the Poles”
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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when you’re in love you start understanding more kinks like yeah i guess it would be hot if she squished jello with her ass cheeks
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just saw Primetime hand Pattinson a water nigga @RealChalamet
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primetime spoilers, but i think my favorite shot of 2026 is decoy danny standing in front of the missing children's posters in the police station. real children they could allocate resources for relegated to the background as they invent fictive children for entertainment justice
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bshdhdjjshsvsjksjshshs
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i cant be your only 111 cause you look 222 as good as anyone i ever met and your love is 333 times better how could anyone 444get
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megan twerk the same way preacher boy was singing in sinners that made him time travel
Latto & Megan Thee Stallion were INSANE for this..
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That In Memoriam section at the next Oscars is gonna feel like being blown to bits by a bazooka
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a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️
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this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die
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me when the announcer in the movie theater says "And A Special Thank You To Our AMC STUBS members especially our A-Listers"
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They'll put a Teezo Touchdown feature in your ass if you ain't paying attention
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REAL BITCHES DONT DIE BC THEY SHIT LIVE ON FOREVER
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rest in peace to our angel, hayden panettiere 🪽
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x-men is important to me as a gay person
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